You can tell by the way I ride my horse
That I'm Arthur king of the Brits (of course)
Black knight, you can let me pass
Or if you don't I'll whup yo' ass

I must go - I can't fail
Got to find the holy grail
Stopping me - ain't alright
If you try, I'll kill you, knight

Slicing through the armour, and
Slicing off an arm, a ha! I'm
Slaying a knight
Slaying a knight
Giving him a stuffing, but
He tells me it's nothing, and I'm
Slaying a knight
Slaying a knight
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Slaying a knight
Slaying a knight
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Slaying a kni-i-i
Yi-i-i-
Hi-i


Well now, he's in black, and I'm in white
I can have him at least once, sir knight
Got God to help my fightin' arm
I'm the King of England - I'm the bomb

You know it's all right, it's O.K.
Though he's standing in my way
I'll make him understand
With no legs it's hard to stand

Whether he's a-losin'
And a-cruisin' for a bruisin'
I'm a-slayin' a knight
Slayin' a knight
I pray for my vic'try
Then he starts to kick me, so I'm
Slaying a knight
Slaying a knight
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Slaying a knight
Slaying a knight
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Slaying a kni-i-i
Yi-i-i-
Hi-i

I'm goin' nowhere.
No knight'll stop me
No one'll stop me, yeah
I wanna know where
Where that damn grail is, yeah.
I'm slaying a knight

You can tell by the way I swing my sword
He's a fallen knight who's just been gored
His outlook is pretty grim
As the bits keep falling off of him

But he don't swear - he don't curse
He just says that he's had worse
With no legs, it seems he's
Trying hard to bite my knees

Started rather charmless, but now
He's rather 'armless
Slaying a knight
Slaying a knight
Can't fight any more, no
'Cause he's just a torso
Slaying a knight
Slaying a knight
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Slaying a knight
Slaying a knight
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Slaying a kni-i-i
Yi-i-i-
Hi-i


'Cause I don't know where
Know where I'm goin'
Somebody help me, yeah.
No, I don't know where.
The grail is hidin', yeah.
I'm slayin' a knight

Grail-huntin' somewhere
Somebody's comin'
Somebody sayin' "Ni!"
Here's what they're askin'
They want a shrubber-y
I'm slayin' a knight