-> "There's a guy works down the corner shop's in ISIS"
Original Song Title:
"Chip Shop"
Parody Song Title:
"There's a guy works down the corner shop's in ISIS"
The Lyrics
Oh, Yusuf what you gone and done?
Just saw you with a gun, on Newsnight
You seemed to be a normal lad
But you've gone bad and it ain't right
The booze you've drunk, the fags you've smoked
So who'd've known your cohones were steel ones
Down at the pub, thought you were nice
But you've been seen beheading guys
And you've been swapping Jaeger bombs for real ones
There's a guy works down the corner shop's in ISIS
Allah-u-akhbar! A hullabaloo
There's a guy works down the corner shop's in ISIS
If your god's so great, I'm not sure why he needs you
So, when did you get radical?
You used to sing with Arsenal fans at Highbury
But religion was no open book:
You took "Islam for Dummies" from the library
But now you're over in Iraq
And I doubt you're coming back
Except in a coffin
I don't mean to laugh, but.. shit
Why've you been such a brainless twit?
You utter twat, I'll give you that for nothin'
There's a guy works down the corner shop's in ISIS
I saw him on TV it must be true
There's a guy works down the corner shop's in ISIS
When I knew him, was as normal as me or you
There's a guy works down the corner shop's in ISIS
Enjoy your virgins, all seventy-two
There's a guy works down the corner shop's in ISIS
Ciao, au revoir, auf wiedersehen, adieu
Ciao, au revoir, auf wiedersehen, adieu
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu
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