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Song Parodies -> "Hail the Invisible Pink Unicorn"

Original Song Title:

"Behold The Lord High Executioner"

Parody Song Title:

"Hail the Invisible Pink Unicorn"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Hail the Invisible Pink Unicorn
Omnipotent if ineffable deity
Before thee I prostrate my puny form
Then dance around in undignified gaiety

All pray to,
All pray to:
Invisible Pink Unicorn
All pray to,
All day, too
The goddess who
Invisible Pink Unicorn

Ask me if she's really there
I say that it's element'ry
Seek and ye shall find her - where?
In her wikipedia entry
Acolytes in legions, they're
Least a hundered and twentry
Inspired by the power of prayer
To a world of hope and plentry
For the IPU does care
For both workers and the gentry
So believe and then prepare
And be ready to repent-ry

Ask me if she's really there (Ask him for directions there)
I say that it's element'ry (For the IPU does care)
Acolytes in legions, they're (Yes, I'm sure they are somewhere)
Inspired by the power of prayer

All pray to,
All day to:
Invisible Pink Unicorn
You may too
Relay to
The goddess who
Invisible Pink Unicorn
She'll beat, she'll be-eat
The Purple Oyster of Doom
The Invisible
Pink U
The Invisible
Pink Uuuuuu

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
i think i've found a new religion
John Barry - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny D - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
On behalf of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, Pseudo-Deity of The Church of The SubGenius, I fill my pipe to this horny hymn!

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