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Song Parodies -> "Dear Diary"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Prudence"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dear Diary"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I've never been one to keep a diary... if I were to try, I reckon it'd probably go something like this:

Dear Diary,
Now then, what do I say?
Dear Diary,
What happened today?
Well, I got up.. I worked a bit
Then I came home.. I guess that's it
Dear Diary,
So what else is there to say?

Dear Diary,
Yes, it's me again
Dear Diary,
Oh.. this is insane
Can't think of a damn thing to write
That isn't pointless, worthless shite
Dear Diary,
Whose idea was it to say:


Write it down, down (down, down, down)
(Down, down, down, down, down)
Write it down, down (down, down, down)
(Down, down, down, down, down)
Write it dow-ow-ow-own


Dear Diary,
Well, maybe I ought
Dear Diary,
Write my deepest thoughts
Sometimes I wake, sometimes I sleep
I guess my thoughts are not that deep
Dear Diary,
Think I should think deeper thoughts

Dear Diary,
So where should I begin?
Dear Diary,
Expiate my sin
I really hate to disappoint
But, Jeezus - what's the ****ing point?
Dear Diary,
Now you're goin' in the bin

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"Scribble"girl - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Ah, the familiar lament of every writing teacher who's ever tried (unsuccessfully) to encourage her 7th graders to write in daily journals...
Christie Marie M - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I used to keep a diary when I was a teenager. It was so much fun! But I haven't written one for awhile. Great parody! 5's!
TJC - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Dear (Phil's) Diary: "What ever am I going to do with all these fives?"
Mark Scotti - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
This writing assignment erned you fives...
alvin - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
i'm a dedicated diarist and found this very amusing
@"Scribble"girl - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Just read their tweets and Facebook posts, silly!
Phil Alexander - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks everybody

alvin - so you're a dedicated filler-in of diaries? Hmm.. I'll leave that one to you, if you want it ;-)

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