Immune to Madonna
It's a wonderful thing
Immune to Madonna
Her voice has lost its sting
It means no earache
Whatsoever she sings
It's a better time
Yeah, now that I'm
Immune to Madonna

[Spoken section over background]
[Simba:] Immune to Madonna?
[Pumbaa:] Yeah, and her cantatas
[Simba:] Cantatas?
[Timon:] No! They can't hurt us! Ha ha hahaha
[Pumbaa: {Laughing}] You know what, kid?
If you can ignore Madonna,
It can solve all your problems.
[Timon:] That's right! Take Pumbaa for example.
[Back into song]

[Timon:]
Why, when he was a young(ish) lad
[Pumbaa: {Italian counter-tenor range}]
When I was a young(ish) lad
[Timon: {Speaking, cleaning ear}] Very nice.
[Pumbaa:] Thanks!
[Timon: {Singing}]
He thought that Madonna had a certain appeal
When she sang "Like a Virgin" and "Material Geal"
[Pumbaa:]
I've got sensitive ears, and her voice 'came shrill
And it hurt as her music, it went downhill
And oh, the shame
[Timon:] She was unashamed!
As she went down the drain
{Yep, right down the drain}
She sang tawdry ditties
{What did she do?}
And showed off her ...
[Timon: {Speaking}] Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
[Pumbaa: {Speaking}] Oh... sorry.

Immune to Madonna
It's a wonderful thing
Immune to Madonna
Her voice has lost its sting
It means no earache
Whatsoever she sings
It's a better time
Yeah, now that I'm
Immune to Madonna