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Song Parodies -> "Justin Bieber"

Original Song Title:

"Foxy Copper"

Original Performer:

The Antipoet

Parody Song Title:

"Justin Bieber"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Another Antipoet parody, when I know that not many people here (apart from those who looked at my "Smarties" parody) will know the phenomenon that is The Antipoet.. for those who haven't heard the original, it's here. And worth a look it is, too :-)
Justin Bieber, you depress me
As a high-pitch high-voice high-sales teeny-pop star
You stand for everything I hate 'bout modern music
Though to call it "music" may be going too far

I've never been into manufactured boy bands (Me neither!)
For the next big thing, frankly I do not care
And there's something 'bout precocious 'mer'can pop stars
That makes me want to tear out all my hair

Bieber, Bie-ber-ber-ber
Bieber, Bie-ber-ber-ber
Bieber, Bie-ber-ber-ber-ber

Oh Justin Bieber, please shut up now
With your songs of love & heartbreak at thirteen
You're just as bad as Miley ****ing Cyrus
But at least you don't do pole-dancing routines

I cannot stand your cutesy-nice expression
If you don't shut up, I may have to use force
Your chart success gives me acute depression
My youtube hits are one percent of yours

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Matthias - April 04, 2011 - Report this comment
I hate Justin Bieber except for the Youtube mash-up of him and Slipknot which is a pretty awesome tune:
Phil Alexander - April 05, 2011 - Report this comment
I don't "hate" Bieber.. however, I can't stand the music, the hype, the whole act, etc. Will have a look for the Slipknot mashup, though.

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