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Song Parodies -> "I See Kitties"
Original Song Title:
"I Feel Pretty"
(MP3)Original Performer:
West Side Story
Parody Song Title:
"I See Kitties"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Dedicated to this catalogue of kittens
I see kitties
Lotes of kitties
And a ditty 'bout kitties I'll write
And whole cities
Will be stroking kitties with delight
I feel pussies
Bags of pussies
I'm not fussy which pussy I feel
Lovely kitties
Always give you that puss-appeal
See that kitty purr on the sofa there?
Shows no pussylanimity
Pretty kitty face
Pretty kitty fur
Pretty kitty claws
Kitty scratching me!
I see felines
Furry bundles
Make a bee-line to cuddle them tight
So I'm off
To that kitty-copious site
GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria,
She thinks that her cat is so swell
You'll know her the minute you see her
Stroking her pussy (in public as well!)
She thinks she likes cats
Puss-tules on the brain
We all think she's bats
Yep, really insane.
It can't be deferred
It can't be ignored
It should be de-furred
And 'specially de-clawed
Do not pussy-foot
Need cat-catcher
'Cause you know that that
Cat'll scratch 'er
Purring and cute
It's just a disguise
For then claws come out:
They'll go for your eyes
MARIA
I see kitties
Pretty kitties
They're so itty and bitty and twee
What a pity
That you think it's a cat-astrophe
GIRLS
Pussy, pussy, puss
MARIA
I like pussies
I like kitties
So you hussies, admit he's divine
Lovely kitty
I'll state cat-egorically, he's mine
GIRLS
Pussy, pussy, puss
MARIA
See the pretty puss on the sofa, there
GIRLS
Sofa? Beware!
MARIA
Looking just a little demonic
GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Miaow?
MARIA
In a catalogue
Is a catalyst
With a catapult
Give that cat a tonic!
GIRLS
Should be catatonic
ALL
We love kitties
We love pussies
We'll sing ditties like wusses tonight
For that cat
Is a kitty, wonderful sight
Lotes of kitties
And a ditty 'bout kitties I'll write
And whole cities
Will be stroking kitties with delight
I feel pussies
Bags of pussies
I'm not fussy which pussy I feel
Lovely kitties
Always give you that puss-appeal
See that kitty purr on the sofa there?
Shows no pussylanimity
Pretty kitty face
Pretty kitty fur
Pretty kitty claws
Kitty scratching me!
I see felines
Furry bundles
Make a bee-line to cuddle them tight
So I'm off
To that kitty-copious site
GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria,
She thinks that her cat is so swell
You'll know her the minute you see her
Stroking her pussy (in public as well!)
She thinks she likes cats
Puss-tules on the brain
We all think she's bats
Yep, really insane.
It can't be deferred
It can't be ignored
It should be de-furred
And 'specially de-clawed
Do not pussy-foot
Need cat-catcher
'Cause you know that that
Cat'll scratch 'er
Purring and cute
It's just a disguise
For then claws come out:
They'll go for your eyes
MARIA
I see kitties
Pretty kitties
They're so itty and bitty and twee
What a pity
That you think it's a cat-astrophe
GIRLS
Pussy, pussy, puss
MARIA
I like pussies
I like kitties
So you hussies, admit he's divine
Lovely kitty
I'll state cat-egorically, he's mine
GIRLS
Pussy, pussy, puss
MARIA
See the pretty puss on the sofa, there
GIRLS
Sofa? Beware!
MARIA
Looking just a little demonic
GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Miaow?
MARIA
In a catalogue
Is a catalyst
With a catapult
Give that cat a tonic!
GIRLS
Should be catatonic
ALL
We love kitties
We love pussies
We'll sing ditties like wusses tonight
For that cat
Is a kitty, wonderful sight
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Gee, Phil, you and I seem to be thinking along the same pre-verted (yes, that's "pre-", not "per-") lines today. 555
You are gonna record this one, right? ;-)
It made me laugh all the way through. 5's
"Give that cat a tonic" was brilliant. 555s!
"Lotes of kitties"... what was I thinking of?
Peter - I'm not sure I can get away with singing the part of Maria
JD - I'm having a look for "Losing my Religion" - should be in my CD collection somewhere... will get round to it soon.
Adagio - :-D
Mason - having used up "pussylanimity" and "puss-tules", I realized I was going to have to start on the "cat- " words to pad it out. Fortunately, there are *lots* of them :-)
Peter - I'm not sure I can get away with singing the part of Maria
JD - I'm having a look for "Losing my Religion" - should be in my CD collection somewhere... will get round to it soon.
Adagio - :-D
Mason - having used up "pussylanimity" and "puss-tules", I realized I was going to have to start on the "cat- " words to pad it out. Fortunately, there are *lots* of them :-)
gee, ones-guy is on the rampage today! Brilliantly twisted as usual Phil - loved the Maria bits (in public as well) - 555
You really are towing the fe-line on this one, cat-egorically speaking. A few weak lines here and there, but the parts do sum up to one great whole. 555
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