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Song Parodies -> "Nescafé"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Nescafé"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

After the success of Jammie Sammy's wonderful KitKat Song, I thought I'd try getting in on the act, too..
When I find my self in need of caffeine
[To] help me stay awake all day
Neck the nectar of Nestlé, Nescafé
I'll never pour that Kenko
Crap, and Maxwell House? Uh, uh.. no way
There's only one answer, Nescafé

Nescafé is the way, drink all day Nescafé
Orig'nal or Gold Blend, Nescafé

Black Gold, Green Blend, Alta Rica
Mmm, ain't that a tasty range
As well they bloody ought ta, Nescafé
But never, ever will I pick a
Jar of that decaffeina-
-Ted stuff that's brown water, Nescafé

Nescafé, gotta say Nescafé is OK
Nestlé's nourishing nectar, Nescafé

And when I'm feeling sleepy
I will quaff a cup without delay
Daily dose of caffeine, Nescafé
I wish it could be hypodermic
Drip-fed straight into my vein
Then I'd get enough in, Nescafé

Nescafé, Nescafé, Nescafé, Nescafé
Where's my box of coffee, hey Nestlé

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Old Man Ribber - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
A tastefully brewed concoctoin! :)
Leo Keough - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
A little Morning Thunder to make our day!!!...555!!!
Jack Wilson - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Love it ! 5s
Mark Scotti - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Chock Full Of Nutty homages to coffee! 555 beans...
Harry - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
ah...remember that stuff way back when...here's 555 teaspoonfuls of instant goodness.
Fiddlegirl - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Another 555 from this coffeeholic!
Just Don't Overdo iTT - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/theelectricprunes2.shtml

Thought Brits liked tea? ... and ya missed a shout-out and question to you from OMR today (same day as this post). 555 cups of whatever.
Phil Alexander - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks everyone

TT - we do, but that doesn't mean we don't like coffee, too. Thanks for the heads up on OMR's parody.

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