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Song Parodies -> "Not Spongebob Squarepants"

Original Song Title:

"Goodbye To Romance"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Not Spongebob Squarepants"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Listening to this in the car driving to work, I figured that this is about as unexpected a title sub as I think I could come up with...

Yesterday I asked this goon
What is his favourite cartoon
And he explained:
I never have liked Pokemon
And Yvon of the Yukon
Don't entertain

Then he said: it's Spongebob Squarepants, yeah
Spongebob he pwns, I tell you
A yellow sponge is best
You know that he'll beat
He'll beat the Flintstones

I've watched the cartoon Jackie Chan
And Disney crap can't hold a can-
Dle to a yel-
-low cuboidal spongiform
Not Hercules, nor Pocahon-
Tas, her as well

So I said: not Spongebob Squarepants, no
Spongebob is dire, I tell you
Spongebob is just a pest
D'you think that he'd burn
He'd burn in a fire?

Can't believe what he think's best, and
So I know I must suggest to my pal:
What about Scooby Doo?
Gotta love Scooby Doo
But he's so pro his sponge in pants
This yellow cartoon-y blancmange
Cannot believe it's true:
Doesn't like Scooby Doo
Come on, now


You're joking: not Spongebob Squarepants, no
Spongebob is lame, pathetic
Compared to Dangermouse
I guess that he's sweet
He's sweet, but insane

Not the Simpsons nor Top Cat
Tom and Jerry, or Rugrats.. oh, hell
Wacky Races, Daffy Duck
And the rest.. well, they all suck as well

And he'll watch his Spongebob Squarepants, yeah
Spongebob weekdays.. and weekends
Bikini Bottom daze
Oh, when will it end:
His Spongebobby craze

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Invisible Boy - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice job Phil. I must confess, I've been blessed with a life that has never required me to watch the Spongemeister. The "had to look it up word of the day"..."blancmange"
Stephen Harrington - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
5s, I've never been into ol' Spongebob either.

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