I skipped the forum praises
Thought the flaming would be fun
I tuned in for some fireworks
But invective there was none
The flames were getting boring
Only occasionally OK
Not so much "flame" as "flicker"
So limp, they'd limp away

And so it was that flamer
Was more than simply "lame"
As my ire rose I mostly
Flamed a lamer shade of flame

Someone said, 'There's no reason
Not to say it how you see.'
And if your words ain't really cutting
Hell, it's still OK with me
One of sixteen forum virgins
Felt their flames unfairly toast
And though the flaming thread's still open
It might have just as well be closed

And so it was that flamer
Flaming flames for being lame
And so less inflamed I mostly
Flamed the flamer of lame flames