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Song Parodies -> "The Paris That Sits In Her Cell"

Original Song Title:

"The Flowers That Bloom In The Spring"

Parody Song Title:

"The Paris That Sits In Her Cell"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

While it's still topical: who knows, she may be out again by the time this is published...
[The Sherrif wot let her out]
The Paris who sits in her cell, (Boo hoo!)
Her shrink says she ain't doing fine
She's not taking things very well, (Boo hoo!)
Unhappy in there where she dwell (Boo hoo!)
When it's quiet, we all hear her cryin'
When I'm outside, I still hear her cryin'

And that's why I did what I did, what the Hell
And let out the Paris right out of her cell

(Boo hoo, waah! wuh? wha-hey!)
(Hee hee! Ha! HA! Wha-hey!)
The Paris is out of her cell
(Hee hee! Ha! HA! Yee-ha!)
(Hee hee! Ha! HA! Yee-haaaaaaaaaaa!)
(Ha, haha, ha HA! HA!)

[The Judge wot threw her back in the nick]
The Paris should sit in her cell, (Boo hoo!)
That cell, it should be where she stays
To let her out now - what the Hell? (Boo hoo!)
From her very own "Hilton Hotel" (Boo hoo!)
Just serving, what, only three days?
That sherrif, is he ****ing crazed?

A few weeks in prison? A mere bagatelle!
So off you go, Paris, and back to your cell

(Boo hoo, boo hoo, waaaah)
(Boo hoo, boo hoo, waaaah)
Lads, ship her off back to her cell
(Boo hoo, boo hoo, waaaah)
(Boo hoo, boo hoo, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)
(Waaah, waaah waaah, waaah, boo hoo)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   6

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Jack Wilson - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Paris fan musta voted 232, this ruled
alvin - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
a perfect poke at a pitiful prisoner
2Eagle - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
At least she is inspiring. And I thought I had a good thing going with Brangelina.
Jonathan S. - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Would you believe I HAVE heard the OS? 555. Enjoy her incarceration while you can, fellas...
John Barry - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Pile it on.
stuart mcarthur - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
perfect Phil :-)
Dee Range - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
555 more hours in her cell, or more. She has only herself to blame.Security code is UHH. They forgot the 'D' in front
Phil Alexander - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Jack - if it was a Paris fan, they were probably trying for a 111, but couldn't work out the voting scheme
Astoundingly alliterative, alvin...
2Eagle - it is odd, isn't it: I've been more inspired to write "They're going to take her away, ha! ha!" parodies than any other sort, recently ;-)
Jonathan - yes, I'd believe it (it was a family favourite when I was young, though my sister and I used to argue over who'd sing the second verse)
JB - high, and deep
stu - Thanks
Dee - is that really her security code? Or her most-repeated line in the "one night in Paris" video? There's a thought... anyone feel like taking on 10cc's "One Night in Paris" for a parody?

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