-> "The Laws of Science"
Original Song Title:
"The Sound of Silence"
Parody Song Title:
"The Laws of Science"
Hello students, pupils, friends
I've come to talk to you again
To tell you all about the horrific
Misunderstanding of the scientific
Which method has been true since time began
And so we can
Derive the laws of science
First take the research that you do
Submit it all for peer review
Both for the eminent and lowly
To check if methods were all hole-y
So we can all be sure that the papers
That they write
Were written right
About the laws of science
But in the media I saw
Ten thousand errors, maybe more.
Mere speculation without thinking
Extrapolation without testing
People quoting sensationalist, untested tracts
Forget the facts
Forget the laws of science
Fools said I, if you believe
In Science so religiously
Don't you see the whole idea is
Rig'rous testing of all theories
But doing things right does not a newspaper sell
..(oh, what the hell)
So who cares
'Bout laws of science?
With so much ignorance displayed
'Bout this new techno-God they've made.
That I now give out this warning
About the techno-age that's dawning
What I say: the words in the media
And written in the press are full
Of utter bull
They break the laws of science
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|How Funny: ||4.6|
|Overall Rating: ||4.6|
|Total Votes: ||17|
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| || || || ||Pacing|| ||How Funny|| ||Overall Rating|
| ||1|| ||1||
| ||2|| ||0||
| ||3|| ||0||
| ||4|| ||2||
| ||5|| ||14||