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Song Parodies -> "Condom Pack"

Original Song Title:

"Canvas Bag"

Original Performer:

Tim Minchin

Parody Song Title:

"Condom Pack"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

The OS is a an environmental plea.. this parody is a plea in a similar vein for a slightly different sort of change in behaviour. I've skipped a lot of the repetition, but I think you'll get the idea. I've taken *loads* of liberties with the pacing, but if you listen through the OS, I don't think it matters too much.
Take your condom packs
When you go
To the college party
Bring your own, doesn't mean
It don't mean you're being tarty

Take your condom packs
When you go
To the college arty-farty party
Don’t go unprotected
No, no, no
You want to go as a sexual smartie

Take your condom packs
Take your condom packs
Take your condom packs
To the college party

Just think about your health
And how you really need that protection
To prevent sexually transmitted infection
So cover that erection
Show a little circumspection
Or you may end up needing antibiotics
And a whopping great injection
Condoms are for everyone
They don't imply a lessening of affection
Or cause immediate rejection
If you're looking for the right connection
Or trying to achieve perfection
Whatever your sexual predilection
Melody-making or rhythm section
Think of it as helping natural selection
Your selection should be, on reflection
To use the right protection

Take your condom packs
Take your condom packs
Take your condom packs
To the college party

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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TJC - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Ha! Reminds me of that movie Bareback Mountin'... I assume you sent a copy to Tiger?
Jack Wilson - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job,5s
Phil Alexander - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Ah.. not too many Minchinites, I see

Thanks Jack & TJC (it's not really intended as a Tiger-y parody, though... more along the lines of "advice for my children", once they hit college age, of course)

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