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Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

It's true that when I met you
They said you were a movie star
But I could see through the lie
I knew you for what you are
I don't believe that anybody knows what I know
About you now

You turned red with what I said
And stood with your mouth agape
Knock, knock had a bit of a shock
I thought you were gonna cry rape
I don't believe that anybody has said what I say
To you now

I said all the films I've seen you in were blue ones
But your tits look bigger now, could they be new ones?
I would get a groin strain doing what they do to you
Coz I don't know how

You said I'm wicked
A male chauvanist dickhead
I said now try this for size
Be my thunderthighs

I must confess that when you said yes
I was more than a bit surprised
When you said, hey baby come to bed
Well, I could not believe my eyes
I can believe you'd let anybody do whatI do
To you now

But your body it had Impulse spayed upon it
And the smell has always made me want to vomit
I tried my best to stop myself throwing up all over you
But I don't know how

I said maybe
I'd been eating gravy
Steak and kidney pies
All over thunderthighs

I said maybe
Flaky, flaky pastry
Diced carrots and fries
All over thunderthighs
I said maybe...

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 20

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   5
 2   2
 3   1
 4   3
 5   9

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Phil Alexander - January 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Another one where I'm afraid I just don't understand the low pacing vote: I've sung these lyrics at a karaoke evening, and there isn't even a syllable off. It has also got a load of laughs from every audience to which it's been played, and is one of my most requested songs from people that have heard it before.

So please, before you vote, try singing it through.

I wish I was Roger Taylor - June 15, 2003 - Report this comment
How cares if you got the parady a bit out of whack Phil??? I still thought It was pretty funny actually!!!!!!!!!! :) Great Job Phil!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Agrimorfee - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(luv contest '06) Phil, i see your above comment re pacing. Here's a sample chorus of yours, with syllable count: " You said I'm wicked/ (5) A male chauvanist dickhead/ (7) I said now try this for size/(7) Be my thunderthighs" (5) Now check the OS chorus with syllable count: "Because maybe (4)/ You're gonna be the one that saves me (9) And after all (4) You're my wonderwall" (5) Irregardless, this was funny.
bobpiecheese - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(LUVCOMP) I don't get any of it. TOS, the content, anything. All I can say is that you did something instead of arsing about all day.
Phil Alexander - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Ag - must have written that in a moment of pique... certainly this one works best as a performance piece (I guess it scans in the same sort of way as "A long, long time ago/In a galaxy far away" does ;-) )
Matthias - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Not a bad song, heniously off on the pacing, but the humour made up for it, expecially the line "A male chauvanist dickhead"
Rick C - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(LUVCOMP) Rhyming "wicked" with "dickhead" alone is worth 555.
Stuart McArthur - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(LUV) why all the 111s? - this is excellent stuff - varied choruses, funny lines - great work Phil - from 2003!! - 555
Johnny D - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(LUVCOMP) Reminds me of a gal in a theatre group I used to belong to ... she loved to bump & grind to "My Sharona" !
S.T.G. - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(luvcomp) good one, keep up the funnies.
Arwen - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
LOVE...Oh go ahead and scratch what I said to Luke...THIS is the winner of the "Most Romantic Parody" of the night...I'm a little bit weepy.
Luke Brattoni - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(LUVCOMP) ^Seconding the pacing comments, but some hilarious rhyming throughout.
Larry Hensley - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(LUV) Very funny.

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