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Song Parodies -> "Vlad"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Vlad"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

As I was about to post this, I noticed the same title sub had been done already today. But I wouldn't mind betting there's not going to be many crossovers..
You're but a flea
On my backside
Argue with me:
It's suicide
'Cause I'm the height
Of Russian stock
The power behind
The Soviet bloc
Za zdarovye
Dasvidaniya
Alright


A colonel in
The KGB
Who rules over
Kleptocracy
A permanent
Kremlin fixture
As president or
Prime minister

I do homoerotic
Topless photoshoots
But my friend, you have seen nothing
Just wait till I get through

Because I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad
(Putin, Putin Vlad)
You Know I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad
(Rootin' tootin' Vlad)
You Know I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad
(Put-the-boot-in Vlad)
And the whole world's scared of Russia right now
Let me tell you who's to blame:
It's Vlad


The word is out
You're doin' wrong
Gonna bump you off
Before too long
No dissidents
Get off scot free:
Polonium
Put into your tea
When life is cheap
Then I'm the man
With plenty more
Invasion plans

The West say I'm autistic
Do I look like I care?
My softer side ain't showing
Not me, I wrestle bears


Because I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad
(Hairy, scary Vlad)
You Know I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad
(Not a fairy Vlad)
You Know I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad
(Ride-the-prairie Vlad)
Not Kruschev, Brezhnev, Gorbachev, no
Nor Lenin, Stalin, nyet
I'm Vlad

We can change the world tomorrow
Invade the whole damn place
You can't tell what I'm thinking
Can't read my poker face

Because I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad
(Russian-crushin' Vlad)
You Know I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad
(Blood-a-gushin' Vlad)
You Know I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad
(Not shy, blushin' Vlad)

Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And the whole world's damn near pissin' its pants
Did I tell you who's to blame?)

You Know I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad
Come On
(The Kremlin gremlin Vlad)
You Know I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad
(Got 'em tremblin' Vlad)
You Know, You Know, You
Know, Come On
(Lyin' dissemblin' Vlad)

Like Michael J I'm grabbing my crotch
So the world can see me
Ow!

You know I'm cruel, I'm
Vlad, you know it
(Wheelin' dealin' Vlad)
You Know I'm Vlad, I'm
Vlad Baby
(Unappealin' Vlad)
You Know, You Know, You
Know It, Come On
(Make-em-squealin' Vlad)

And the whole world's damn near shittin' its pants

Woo!



You Know I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad
You Know It
(Putin Putin Vlad)
You Know I'm Vlad-You-know-who!
(Highfalutin' Vlad)
You Know I'm Vlad-I'm Vlad
You know it, you know
(Putin shootin' Vlad)

And the whole world knows I'm Vlad and I'm proud
To be the Russian people know
As Vlad

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 22

Voting Breakdown

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Ewe Crane - February 24, 2015 - Report this comment
You are too kind.
??? - February 24, 2015 - Report this comment
I wonder who the 6 X 1s are from?
Jonathan - February 24, 2015 - Report this comment
^ no idea but both Phil and Rob did wonderful jobs with this maybe I should try my hand at it... yeah right... 5's
Patrick - February 24, 2015 - Report this comment
There is no doubt Vlad really loves Russia.
!!! - February 24, 2015 - Report this comment
???, they are from: Troll, Psychopath, Coward, Buffoon, Troglodyte, and Loser.
!?!?!? - February 24, 2015 - Report this comment
You mean Howard Dean, Bill Ayers, Michael Moore, Chris Matthews, "Reverend" Wright, and Hillary Clinton are voting on here? Wow.
Peregrin - February 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Phil, this is so good it's Vlad! "I do homoerotic topless photoshoots", heh heh
jeb bush - October 18, 2016 - Report this comment
wait this is not vlad
Cher - October 19, 2016 - Report this comment
The beat goes on .. The beatings go on .... Clubs keep pounding a rhythm to the brain ... Vlad-de-da-de-dee, Vlad-de-da-de-daa
ben carson - October 27, 2016 - Report this comment
what
peter griffin - December 23, 2016 - Report this comment
are you a bleep king

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