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Song Parodies -> "Henry's Nose..."

Original Song Title:

"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Poison

Parody Song Title:

"Henry's Nose..."

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I had this song on my mind...

...all persons mentioned in this song are fictional. If you happen to be called "Henry", and have a large nose: no lawsuits, please
He's got a staggering sight
In an prevalent place
And 'cause he looks quite like a rhino
He's ashamed to show his face
But then something I said
'Bout something he did
I ain't sure, did I do right?
Though I thought I was joking
Now I fear.. he's got a new career, because

Henry's nose stars in porn, because it's
Nearly ten inches lo-o-o-ng, and it's
Most impressive, when he gets the horn
Henry's nose stars in porn

I shudder at what he's got on
Playing on his videos
When Henry say it's a game of easy come and
Greasy nose
If I ask him "is life good?"
Will he say "No, it's snot"?
And I think: is he some kind of freak,
Seeing him performing, cheek to cheek, because

Henry's nose stars in porn, and his
Nom-de-guerre is "Unicor-hor-hor-horn"
No long faces, no more looking forlorn
Henry's nose stars in porn

And it's been a while now, Henry's taken every chance
Had the knife with cuts from the surgeon
Now he's got.. nostril implants

I don't know why I'm feel guilty, if he's
Doing what he can
He was a shy, retiring chap, now he's a
Hard-nosed businessman,
And now he's
Got ahead using his nose
And he's lookin' for more "Pinocchios"
So if you know some "up-front" guys
To help in his "Hooters" franchise, because

Henry's nose stars in porn, now he's
Using his head, not his braw-aw-aw-awn
Seems like every harlot has handled his horn
Henry's nose stars in porn

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McKludge - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
"Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once!" - Steve Martin in Roxanne
Man, I really despise this OS, but I have to give this 5s
Harry - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Not to be "nosey" Phil, but that one you won by a "nose". Great job! 555 nasal sprays.
Jeff Reuben - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL, didn't know where you were going with this, but got a good laugh at the chorus when I did :)
Phil Alexander - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Jeff- I wrote this with a view to it being a performance piece: hence trying to cover up where it's going until you get to the chorus. I'll give it a try at an open mike in a couple of weeks, and we'll see how it goes.
Meriadoc - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent Phil.

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