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Music Quotes:
I gotta get serious with you for a second. You all know I used to be a junkie but I'm sober now. Well if you don't go and buy my new solo album, I'm gonna go and use drugs!! ...Nope, just kidding.... - C.C. DeVille |
Band Name Origins:
- They started as a cover band called Paris, then one day they heard a preacher on the radio saying how rock n' roll was POISONing the world...so they decided to go with Poison instead of the much queerer...Paris. Submitted by: acidmilkshake
Better Off Solo:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Bret Michaels" | "Bret Michaels, lead singer of Poison, the host of VH-1's Rock of Life." | - Mickey D. |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Fermaldehyde | That's what CC Deville needs to be placed in. | FireWoman |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "My Chili's Hot!!!" | "Unskinny Bop" | Shane |
| "Leather Clothes Must Be Worn" | "Every Rose Has It's Thorns" | Maggie |
| "Every Foot Has Its Corn" | "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" | Rawkie |
| "Every Shoe Has its Horn" | "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" | CommonRarity |
| "Every Pimp's Got His Hos" | "Every Rose Has It's Thorns" | Gamblor |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Every Roe Has Its Thorn" originally "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Jacqui O'Day
"Every Rose Has Its Horn" originally "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Joe Schmoe
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Look What The Cart Dragged In" originally "Look What The Cat Dragged In"
Rhoda Dohr
"Look What The Cast Dragged In" originally "Look What The Cat Dragged In"
Rhoda Dohr
"Look What The Scat Dragged In" originally "Look What The Cat Dragged In"
Rhoda Dohr
"Look What The Chat Dragged In" originally "Look What The Cat Dragged In"
Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Look What The Coat Dragged In" originally "Look What The Cat Dragged In"
Peter
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Cook What The Cat Dragged In" originally "Look What The Cat Dragged In"
jonny
"Unskinny Bob" originally "Unskinny Bop"
Joey
"Every Nose Has Its Thorn" originally "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Daisy Pappus
"Every Hose Has Its Thorn" originally "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Eac Zeffron
"Every Role Has Its Thorn" originally "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Eac Zeffron
There are additional Poison song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
My first parody recording, this song is about the agony of da feet!
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" | "Henry's Nose..." | Phil Alexander |
| "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" | "H2O Has H-Bonds" | Phil Alexander |
| "Talk Dirty To Me" | "Talk Nerdy To Me" | Nick Novak |
| "Something to Believe In" | "Something to Invest In" | JP |
| "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" | "Barry's Toes Smell Like Corn" | Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) |
| "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" | "Every Bar Has Its Norm" | Michael Pacholek |
| "Every Rose Has its Thorn" | "Every Nose Has its Horn" | Merry & Pippin |
| "Unskinny Bop" | "Unskinny Bob" | The Great Karlando |
| "Nothin' but a Good Time" | "Nothin' but some Hair Spray" | Floyd's Garage |
| "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" | "Every Nose Has Its Horn" | Jared |
There are additional Poison song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Unskinny Bop | Celebrity Fit Club | pickle* |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Your Mama Don't Dance | Parents | Kaylyn |
| Fallen Angel | Church | Kaylyn |
| Look What The Cat Dragged In | Petco/Pet Smart | Kaylyn |
| Every Rose Has It's Thorn | Guns 'n' Roses/Florist/Any business that sells roses | Kaylyn |
| Unskinny Bop | Weight Loss Hotline | iceMan |
| There are additional Poison on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| William, It Was Really Nothing The Smiths | Nothing But a Good Time Poison | William, It Was Really Nothing But a Good Time | Josh |
| Something Stupid Frank And Nancy Sinatra | Something To Believe In Poison | Something Stupid To Believe In | Julia Cox |
| Talking In Your Sleep Crystal Gayle | Talk Dirty To Me Poison | Talking Dirty In Your Sleep To Me | Da Phoenix |
| Every Rose Has Its Thorn Poison | Kiss From A Rose Seal | Every Kiss From A Rose Has Its Thorn Now THAT'S one painful kiss! | Tim Slow Draw McGraw |
| There are additional Poison duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Oleander Poison
Oleander combined with Poison
Why not? Oleander is poisonous, after all.
Submitted By: Raphael
Operation Poison Ivy
Operation Ivy combined with Poison
Submitted By: That No-one Candy Nye
Ratt Poison
Ratt combined with Poison
Too bad the rats got sick.
Submitted By: music man
King Cobra Poison
King Cobra combined with Poison
From the venom.
Submitted By: rocky
There are additional Poison Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Nothin' But A Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics: I just light my phone every now and then
Original Lyrics: I just like my fun every now and then
| "Nothin' But A Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm just a loud mouth phony from down and in
Original Lyrics: I just like my fun every now and then
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"Something to Believe In"
Misheard Lyrics: Their bullets took his best friends in Saigon,
I know they took his wife, his kids, no regrets. Any time I don’t remember Original Lyrics: Their bullets took his best friends in Saigon,
our lawyers took his wife, his kids, no regrets. In a time I don’t remember | "Fallen Angel"
Misheard Lyrics: Wing Bing, Mom's a Fallen Angel
Original Lyrics: Win big, mama's fallen angel
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| There are additional Poison misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Fallen Angel"
Misheard Lyrics: Learnin' the facts of her life
Original Lyrics: Rollin' the dice of her life
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Porkbeard I actually thought the name of the song was 'Facts of Her Life'---and had a difficult time finding it on a jukebox! |
| There are additional Poison misheard stories available. | |
Funny Lyrics:
"Unskinny Bop"
The Funny Lyrics: Like gasoline you wanna pump me,
and leave me when you get your fill, yeah. Why They're Funny: I love this line. The song title is a little on the ridiculous side though.
Submitted by: Britt
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Nothin' But A Good Time"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: If you could hear me think,
this is what I'd say Why They're Nonsensical: He then proceeds to sing exactly what he was thinking!
Submitted by: Jason Reeher
| "Unskinny Bop"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Unskinny bop
Just blows me away Unskinny bop, bop all night and day Unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop She just loves to play Unskinny bop, nothin' more to say Why They're Nonsensical: What the heck is 'unskinny bop' anyway? Is it a metaphor for something?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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Insincere Lyrics:
"Nothin' But A Good Time"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'm always workin', slavin' everyday
Why They're Insincere: Is Bret Michaels really comparing being in a rock band to having a 9 to 5 job?
Submitted by: Jason Reeher
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn And every cowboy has a sad, sad song Every rose has its thorn. Why They're Misrhymed: This song is actually quite brilliant in that, sung with a drawl, it sounds as though thorn / dawn / song actually rhyme with one another. But they don't.
Submitted by: ddy
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Talk Dirty To Me"
The Dirty Lyrics: At the drive-in
in the old man's Ford. In the bushes till I'm screaming 'more!' In the basement lock the cellar door and baby talk dirty to me. Why They're Dirty: The title of the song says that the lyrics of this song are going to be filthy as hell. Of course Poison was always a band that's been filthy as hell.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Talk Dirty To Me"
The Lyrics: C.C. pick up that guitar
and talk to me. Who They Mention: C.C. DeVille
Submitted by: rocky
| "Home (Bret's Story)"
The Lyrics: Rock stars, movie stars a Hollywood scene
I eat dinner with Nick Cage and Charlie Sheen Nick asks me what the hell Unskinny Bop means It's slang for C.C. banging a porno queen Who They Mention: Nicholas Cage, Charlie Sheen, C.C. DeVille
Submitted by: Chris DeNicola
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Talk Dirty To Me"
The Lyrics: At the drive-in
in the old man's Ford. Product Brand Name: Ford Cars
Submitted by: Celeste
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Home (Bret's Story)"
The Song Lyrics: Rock stars, movie stars, Hollywood scene
I eat dinner with Nick Cage and Charlie Sheen Nick asks me what the hell Unskinny Bop means It's slang for C.C. banging a porno queen Song They Mention: Unskinny Bop
Submitted by: Chris DeNicola
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