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Quotes:

"We've always said it takes a real man to wear makeup" - Bret Michaels of Poison
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
I gotta get serious with you for a second. You all know I used to be a junkie but I'm sober now. Well if you don't go and buy my new solo album, I'm gonna go and use drugs!! ...Nope, just kidding....
- C.C. DeVille

Jokes:

What Pokémon type does Bret Michael's use? Poison.
Submitted by: Macaroni
 

Band Name Origins:

  • They started as a cover band called Paris, then one day they heard a preacher on the radio saying how rock n' roll was POISONing the world...so they decided to go with Poison instead of the much queerer...Paris. Submitted by: acidmilkshake

Stupid Band Names:

  • Does that mean the band and/or its music is supposed to be hazardous? Submitted by: U. Guest It

Vainity Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Home (Bret's Story)"Bret Michaels is Poison's lead singer. - GlamRockNinjaLord
"Talk Dirty To Me"Right before the guitar solo, you can hear lead vocalist Bret Michaels say "CC! Pick up the guitar! Talk to me!" (CC Deville is Poison's lead guitarist) - GlamRockNinjaLord

Former Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Rikki Rockett""Hairdresser"I couldn't stop laughing when I heard this... - G

Better Off Solo?:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Bret Michaels""Bret Michaels, lead singer of Poison, the host of VH-1's Rock of Life." - Mickey D.

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
FermaldehydeThat's what CC Deville needs to be placed in. FireWoman

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Sing Soft Kitty To Me""Talk Dirty To Me"Donna Woodford
"Soil Me Loudly""Talk Dirty To Me"Regina Haniger
"My Chili's Hot!!!""Unskinny Bop"Shane
"Leather Clothes Must Be Worn""Every Rose Has It's Thorns"Maggie
"Every Foot Has Its Corn""Every Rose Has Its Thorn"Rawkie

There are additional Poison new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Ride The Wind,"And how exactly do we to THAT!?Chowder
"Unskinny Bop,"There is no dance with that name.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Talk Dirty To Me,"Talk cannot accumulate dirt, grime, or pollutants.Wanda Ruppendown

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Talk To Me," Stevie Nicks"Talk Dirty To Me," Poison
"Fun, Fun, Fun," The Beach Boys"Nothing But A Good Time," Poison
"If You Remember Me," Chris Thompson"I Won't Forget You," Poison
"Red Roses For A Blue Lady," Bobby Vinton"Every Rose Has Its Thorn," Poison
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"I Won't Forge You" originally "I Won't Forget You"
Serafina
"Nothin' But A Good Tie" originally "Nothin' But A Good Time"
Naomi Swanson
"Talk Dirt To Me" originally "Talk Dirty To Me"
Clint Westwood
"Every Roe Has Its Thorn" originally "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Thorns on fish eggs? Well, I've never.......
Jacqui O'Day
"Every Rose Has Its Horn" originally "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Joe Schmoe

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Talk Dirty To Mae" originally "Talk Dirty To Me"
Naomi Swanson
"Talk Dirty To Moe" originally "Talk Dirty To Me"
Naomi Swanson
"Talk Dirty To Mel" originally "Talk Dirty To Me"
Naomi Swanson
"Stalk Dirty To Me" originally "Talk Dirty To Me"
Naomi Swanson
"Nothing Bust A Good Time" originally "Nothing But A Good Time"
Eac Zeffron

There are additional Poison song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Nothing But A Good Lime" originally "Nothing But A Good Time"
Serafina
"I Don't Forget You" originally "I Won't Forget You"
Serafina
"Nothing But A Good Tide" originally "Nothing But A Good Time"
Gigi
"Walk Dirty To Me" originally "Talk Dirty To Me"
Joe Siebert
"Unskinny Boy" originally "Unskinny Bop"
Serafina

There are additional Poison song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Apr 30
a parody of "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" by Poison
My first parody recording, this song is about the agony of da feet!
www.ogterps.com: (WAV file)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn""Pity Blokes Who Play Horns"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn""Every Cloud Has Its Thorn"Phil Alexander
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn""Every Show's a Re-run"Bob O'Mara
"Nothin' But A Good Time""Nothin' But Some Reform (DMCA Protest Song)"Amanda
"Talk Dirty to Me""Talk Wordy to Me"carly_carlz
"Talk Dirty To Me""Damn Tofu Turkey"Matthias
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn""Henry's Nose..."Phil Alexander
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn""H2O Has H-Bonds"Phil Alexander
"Talk Dirty To Me""Talk Nerdy To Me"Nick Novak
"Something to Believe In""Something to Invest In"JP

There are additional Poison song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Unskinny BopCelebrity Fit Clubpickle*

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Your Mama Don't DanceParentsKaylyn
Fallen AngelChurchKaylyn
Look What The Cat Dragged InPetco/Pet SmartKaylyn
Every Rose Has It's ThornGuns 'n' Roses/Florist/Any business that sells rosesKaylyn
Unskinny BopWeight Loss HotlineiceMan
There are additional Poison on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
The Way You Talk To Me
   Christina Aguilera
Talk Dirty To Me
   Poison
The Way You Talk Dirty To Me
Tarzan
Nuttin' For Christmas
   Art Mooney
Nothin' But A Good Time
   Poison
Nuttin' But A Good Time For Christmas
Bob Oldhart
Let's Talk About Sex
   Salt 'n' Pepa
Talk Dirty To Me
   Poison
Let's Talk About Dirty Sex To Me
Fred
Ticket To Ride
   The Beatles
Ride The Wind
   Poison
Ticket To Ride The Wind
Evan
There are additional Poison duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

The Poison Cure
The Cure combined with Poison
Think about it...
Submitted By: G
The Poison Killers
The Killers combined with Poison
Well, poison does kill...so this might speak for itself.
Submitted By: Joe
Whitesnake Poison
Whitesnake combined with Poison
Submitted By: Edward
Oleander Poison
Oleander combined with Poison
Why not? Oleander is poisonous, after all.
Submitted By: Raphael

There are additional Poison Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Talk Dirty to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the open porch
Original Lyrics:
In the old man's Ford
"Talk Dirty To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't do it to me.
Original Lyrics:
Talk dirty to me.
"Ride the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never coming back again, touch the Bip, that's so
Original Lyrics:
Never coming back until I touch the midnight sun.
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coachman, like a 9
Original Lyrics:
Cuts me like a knife
There are additional Poison misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Ride the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never coming back again, touch the Bip, that's so
Original Lyrics:
Never coming back until I touch the midnight sun.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Mikey

Like baseball great Bip Roberts.

There are additional Poison misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Better Lyrics:
We both sit silently still in the midst of the morn
And though we both sit close together, we feel miles apart inside
Original Lyrics:
We both lie silently still in the dead of the night
And though we both lie close together, we feel miles apart inside
Submitted by: Isac
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Better Lyrics:
Just like every hair band has its boring song
Original Lyrics:
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Submitted by: Joe Perry The Platypus

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Unskinny Bop"
The Funny Lyrics:
Like gasoline you wanna pump me,
and leave me when you get your fill, yeah.
Why They're Funny:
I love this line. The song title is a little on the ridiculous side though.
Submitted by: Hoof Hearted
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Unskinny Bop"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Unskinny bop
Just blows me away
Unskinny bop,
bop all night and day
Unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop
She just loves to play
Unskinny bop, nothin' more to say
Why They're Nonsensical:
What the heck is 'unskinny bop' anyway? Is it supposed to be a metaphor for something?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
"Nothin' But A Good Time"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If you could hear me think,
this is what I'd say
Why They're Nonsensical:
He then proceeds to sing exactly what he was thinking!
Submitted by: Jason Reeher

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Nothin' But A Good Time"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I'm always workin', slavin' everyday
Why They're Insincere:
Is Bret Michaels really comparing being in a rock band to having a 9 to 5 job?
Submitted by: Jason Reeher
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
And every cowboy has a sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn.
Why They're Misrhymed:
This song is actually quite brilliant in that, sung with a drawl, it sounds as though thorn / dawn / song actually rhyme with one another. But they don't.
Submitted by: ddy
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Talk Dirty To Me"
The Dirty Lyrics:
At the drive-in
in the old man's Ford.
In the bushes
till I'm screaming 'more!'
In the basement
lock the cellar door and baby
talk dirty to me.
Why They're Dirty:
The title of the song says that the lyrics of this song are going to be filthy as hell. Of course Poison was always a band that's been filthy as hell.
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Talk Dirty To Me"
The Lyrics:
C.C. pick up that guitar
and talk to me.
Who They Mention:
C.C. DeVille
Submitted by: rocky
"Home (Bret's Story)"
The Lyrics:
Rock stars, movie stars a Hollywood scene
I eat dinner with Nick Cage and Charlie Sheen
Nick asks me what the hell Unskinny Bop means
It's slang for C.C. banging a porno queen
Who They Mention:
Nicholas Cage, Charlie Sheen, C.C. DeVille
Submitted by: Chris DeNicola

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Talk Dirty To Me"
The Lyrics:
At the drive-in
in the old man's Ford.
Product Brand Name:
Ford Cars
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Home (Bret's Story)"
The Song Lyrics:
Rock stars, movie stars, Hollywood scene
I eat dinner with Nick Cage and Charlie Sheen
Nick asks me what the hell Unskinny Bop means
It's slang for C.C. banging a porno queen
Song They Mention:
Unskinny Bop, an earlier hit of theirs
Submitted by: Chris DeNicola
 

Song Title Space Change:

"U.N. Skinny Bop " originally "Unskinny Bop"
A popular dance in much of Africa?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Talk Dirty Tom E." originally "Talk Dirty To Me"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

I Spoon Submitted by: Candy Welty
I Snoop Submitted by: Candy Welty

Songs That Are Banned:

"Open Up And Say... Ahh (Album)"
The original cover showed a model dressed like a demon with clawed nails, a giant tongue and the like. Christians objected and most future releases of the album only showed the model's eyes.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
"Flesh & Blood (Album)"
The original cover art for this album in Japan only, showed a freshly inked tattoo (with blood). All future releases used the same cover as had originally been released everywhere else in the world (a clean tattoo), after the bloody cover was deemed too gory for retail.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

Song Title Acrostics:

LIP: "Let It Play"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Lawsuits:

"Various songs"
In 2011, Poison were sued by a now-forgotten Glam Metal group called Kid Rocker who claimed Poison guitarist CC Deville had stolen their guitar riffs, specifically the songs "Cry Tough", Talk Dirty To Me", "Fallen Angel", and "Ride The Wind". CC had played with that band very briefly prior to joining Poison, but as far as I know, he kept his royalties...
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Being mistaken for women"
On the cover of the first album by this all-male Glam Metal band, the musicians were wearing so much makeup that some music fans falsely believed they were women, even after listening to their songs!
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Rat Poison
Submitted by: Travis

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