Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> Recordings -> Jeff Reuben, 'Every Toe Has It's Corn' Comments

Apr 30
a parody of "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" by Poison
My first parody recording, this song is about the agony of da feet! (WAV file)
View the comedy songs index.

User Comments Follow...

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Phil Alexander - May 01, 2003 - Report this comment
You see, I told you that you can sing better than I can ;-)
Billy Florio - May 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work Jeff....damnit..Everyone can sing but me! I was thinking of putting my awful recording of "Episode 2 (see yoda fight)" on here, but I'm afraid it'll be used for forcing people into false confessions...y God, I cant sing, or Play guitar.. lol
royce miller - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Jeff, your recording is great. Were you playing guitar?
Jeff Reuben - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I was singing, but the background music was from a Karaoke vcd. My wife is learning guitar, and my buddy used to be a drummer in a high school band, so I might try to have a "band" recording in the future. But the first few songs I put on here will all be me, a microphone, a karaoke machine, a background CD, and my laptop (and maybe some background singers)
Will - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Good recording, Jeff! My future parodies will be mostly done with the same kind of "band" you mentioned, a virtual one, using either karaoke tracks or MIDI.
Tone-Def - May 03, 2003 - Report this comment
i still don't understand how to record over a midi file is there a certain program that lets you do that since last time i tried to sing with a midi file in the backgroundi didn't her the midi at all. But i do have about 100 a capella recordings of me singing my songs on my computer if it would be ok to put them up here.
Phil Alexander - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Tone-def - have a look at N-Track: it'll let you multi-track on top of midi, wav, anything really and mix down to a wav/mp3.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Comedy Recording
Punctuation/Grammar Police - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
It should be "Every Toe Has Its Corn"; "it's" is the contraction for "it is", so what you're technically saying is "Every Toe Has It Is Corn", which doesn't make sense.
Jeff Reuben - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Your =) right, I missed that one. I'm amazed that you're the first one to catch that (now, did you like the song)?
Meriadoc - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Even better with the recording. Love the last verse!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.


Disclaimer: makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.