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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Poison that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 54 misheard song lyrics for Poison on amIright currently.

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"Back to the Rocking Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tossin' and a turnin' boss a keep a churnin'
Original Lyrics:
Tossin' and a turnin' thoughts they keep a churnin'
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Although we both by clothes together
Original Lyrics:
Although we both lie close together
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie Rose has his thong
Original Lyrics:
Every rose has its thorn.
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coachman, like a 9
Original Lyrics:
Cuts me like a knife
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every man has his dog.
Original Lyrics:
Every night has its dawn.
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every road has its toll.
Original Lyrics:
Eery rose has its thorn.
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every toe has its corn.
Original Lyrics:
Every rose has its thorn.
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the DJ sell us a game of easy come and easy go
Original Lyrics:
Hear the DJ say love's a game of easy come and easy go
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the road, 'cuz it's fun.
Original Lyrics:
Every rose has its thorn.
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Instead of making love we both made it several ways.
Original Lyrics:
Instead of making love we both made our separate ways.
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Instead of making love,
We both made a set of wings!
Original Lyrics:
Instead of making love,
We both made our separate ways.
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Instead of making love,
We both took a Sudafed
Original Lyrics:
Instead of making love,
We both made our separate ways
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like every knight has his door.
Original Lyrics:
Just like every night has its dawn.
The title does not contain an apostrophe, because "it's" is a contraction for "it is", or "it has".
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the knife that cuts and the wound is,
but that style, that style remains..
Original Lyrics:
Like the knife that cuts you, the wound heals,
but that scar, that scar remains.
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Though it's been a wild night, and I'm still in so much pain.
Original Lyrics:
Though it's been a while now, and I still feel so much pain.
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
but that ska, that ska remains
Original Lyrics:
but that scar, that scar remains
"Fallen Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap Trick, Mama's fallen angel
Original Lyrics:
Win big, mama's fallen angel
"Fallen Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoping she doesn't get lice.
Original Lyrics:
Rolling the dice of her life.
"Fallen Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a wild angel
Original Lyrics:
Mama's fallen angel
"Fallen Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Learnin' the facts of her life
Original Lyrics:
Rollin' the dice of her life
"Fallen Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Win Big,
Mama's fallen angel
Lose Big, livin' her life
Won it all,
Mama's fallen angel
Lose it all,
rollin' the dice of her life
Original Lyrics:
Win Big, Mama's fallen angel
Lose Big,
livin' out her lies
Wants it all,
Mama's fallen angel
Lose it all,
rollin' the dice of her life
"Fallen Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Win big
Mama's fallen angel
Win Big
Livin' paradise
Watch it all
Mama's fallen angel
Watch it all
Rollin' the dice to build it all.
Original Lyrics:
Win big
Mama's fallen angel
Lose big
Livin' out her lies
Wants it all
Mama's fallen angel
Lose it all
Rollin' the dice of her life.
"Fallen Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wing Bing, Mom's a Fallen Angel
Original Lyrics:
Win big, mama's fallen angel
"I Won't Forget You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, I eat my hair.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes in my head
"Love on the Rocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
She kinda stared me down as I looked erect
Original Lyrics:
She kinda stared me down as I looked her up
"Nothin' But A Good Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I disconnect my phone every now and then.
Original Lyrics:
I just like my fun every now and then.
"Nothin' But A Good Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just light my phone every now and then
Original Lyrics:
I just like my fun every now and then
"Nothin' But A Good Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just lock my phone every now and then
Original Lyrics:
I just like my fun every now and then
"Nothin' But A Good Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a loud mouth phony from down and in
Original Lyrics:
I just like my fun every now and then
"Nothin' But A Good Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've spent my money on women in white
But I can't tell you that I'm coming back now.
or
I've spent my money on women in white
But I'll just tell you I'll come for the night.
Original Lyrics:
They say I spend my money on women and wine
But I couldn't tell you where I spent last night.
"Ride The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I survived streets of stone.
Original Lyrics:
Hearts of fire. Streets of stone.
"Ride the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never coming back again, touch the Bip, that's so
Original Lyrics:
Never coming back until I touch the midnight sun.
"Something To Believe In" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fought a losing war on a four-inch shore.
Original Lyrics:
Fought a losing war on a foreign shore.
"Something To Believe In" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me something I can pee in...
Original Lyrics:
Give me something to believe in...
"Something To Believe In" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like bodies in an old bone rear
Original Lyrics:
Like bodies in an open grave
"Something To Believe In" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Their bullets took his best friends in Saigon,
I know they took his wife, his kids, no regrets.
Any time I don't remember
Original Lyrics:
Their bullets took his best friends in Saigon,
our lawyers took his wife, his kids, no regrets.
In a time I don't remember
"Something To Believe In" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath the broken old neon sign
It used to be Jesus saves.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath the broken old neon sign
That used to read 'Jesus Saves'.
Christian Rock at its finest. Say what you will about Poison's looks or lyrical silliness, but they remain one of the best rock bands of all time.
"Something to Believe In" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the men remember all the wars
He was bound to face again.
Original Lyrics:
And the mirror, mirror on the wall
Sees my smile it fades again.
"Something to Believe In" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bullets took his best friends in Saigon,
The Lord took his wife, his kids, no regrets.
Original Lyrics:
Their bullets took his best friends in Saigon,
Our lawyers took his wife, his kids, no regrets.
"Talk Dirty To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
C.C., pick a bad guitar and talk to me!
Original Lyrics:
C.C., pick up that guitar and talk to me!
"Talk Dirty To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't do it to me.
Original Lyrics:
Talk dirty to me.
"Talk Dirty To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lock the circle.
Original Lyrics:
Lock the cellar door.
"Talk Dirty To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out there driving in the old man's Ford
Original Lyrics:
At the drive-in, in the old man's Ford
"Talk Dirty to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the open porch
Original Lyrics:
In the old man's Ford
"Unskinny Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bop skiddly bop
Original Lyrics:
Unskinny Bop
"Unskinny Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy sh*t, f**k
Original Lyrics:
Unskinny Bop
"Unskinny Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot Skinny Butt
Original Lyrics:
Unskinny Bop
"Unskinny Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm singing 'pop'.
or
I'm singing 'cop'.
or
I'm singing 'bump'.
Original Lyrics:
Unskinny Bop
"Unskinny Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Catalina wants to pump me.
Original Lyrics:
Like gasoline, you wanna pump me.
"Unskinny Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Genghis Khan you wanna bum me,
Original Lyrics:
Like gasoline you wanna pump me,
"Unskinny Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh just prominent.
Original Lyrics:
She just loves to play.
"Unskinny Bop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, chili pop pop
Original Lyrics:
Unskinny bop bop
"Valley Of Lost Souls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hit the highway
A tough life past 16
No angel myself
'Cause the Devil spit his soda on me
Original Lyrics:
I hit the highway
Touch life barely 16
No angel of mercy
Comin' down to save the soul of me
"Want Some, Need Some"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone cut the nipples off me.
Original Lyrics:
Someone custom built for me.

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