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There are 35 misheard song lyrics for Poison on amIright currently.

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"Back to the Rocking Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tossin' and a turnin' boss a keep a churnin'
Original Lyrics:
Tossin' and a turnin' thoughts they keep a churnin'
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although we both by clothes together
Original Lyrics:
Although we both lie close together
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every man has his dog.
Original Lyrics:
Every night has its dawn.
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every road has its toll.
Original Lyrics:
Eery rose has its thorn.
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every toe has its corn.
Original Lyrics:
Every rose has its thorn.
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the DJ sell us a game of easy come and easy go
Original Lyrics:
Hear the DJ say love's a game of easy come and easy go
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the road, 'cuz it's fun.
Original Lyrics:
Every rose has its thorn.
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like every knight has his door.
Original Lyrics:
Just like every night has its dawn.
The title does not contain an apostrophe, because "it's" is a contraction for "it is", or "it has".
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the knife that cuts and the wound is,
but that style, that style remains..
Original Lyrics:
Just like the knife that cuts you, the wound ends,
but that scar, that scar remains.
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though it's been a wild night, and I'm still in so much pain.
Original Lyrics:
Though it's been a while now, and I still feel so much pain.
"Fallen Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap Trick, Mama's fallen angel
Original Lyrics:
Win big, mama's fallen angel
"Fallen Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoping she doesn't get lice.
Original Lyrics:
Rolling the dice of her life.
"Fallen Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Learnin' the facts of her life
Original Lyrics:
Rollin' the dice of her life
"Fallen Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Win Big,
Mama's fallen angel
Lose Big, livin' her life
Won it all,
Mama's fallen angel
Lose it all,
rollin' the dice of her life
Original Lyrics:
Win Big, Mama's fallen angel
Lose Big,
livin' out her lies
Wants it all,
Mama's fallen angel
Lose it all,
rollin' the dice of her life
"Fallen Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Win big
Mama's fallen angel
Win Big
Livin' paradise
Watch it all
Mama's fallen angel
Watch it all
Rollin' the dice to build it all.
Original Lyrics:
Win big
Mama's fallen angel
Lose big
Livin' out her lies
Wants it all
Mama's fallen angel
Lose it all
Rollin' the dice of her life.
"Fallen Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wing Bing, Mom's a Fallen Angel
Original Lyrics:
Win big, mama's fallen angel
"I Won't Forget You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, I eat my hair.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes in my head
"Love on the Rocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
She kinda stared me down as I looked erect
Original Lyrics:
She kinda stared me down as I looked her up
"Nothin' But A Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I disconnect my phone every now and then.
Original Lyrics:
I just like my fun every now and then.
"Nothin' But A Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just light my phone every now and then
Original Lyrics:
I just like my fun every now and then
"Nothin' But A Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just lock my phone every now and then
Original Lyrics:
I just like my fun every now and then
"Nothin' But A Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a loud mouth phony from down and in
Original Lyrics:
I just like my fun every now and then
"Nothin' But A Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've spent my money on women in white
But I can't tell you that I'm coming back now.
or
I've spent my money on women in white
But I'll just tell you I'll come for the night.
Original Lyrics:
They say I spend my money on women and wine
But I couldn't tell you where I spent last night.
"Something To Believe In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fought a losing war on a four-inch shore.
Original Lyrics:
Fought a losing war on a foreign shore.
"Something To Believe In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like bodies in an old bone rear
Original Lyrics:
Like bodies in an open grave
"Something To Believe In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Their bullets took his best friends in Saigon,
I know they took his wife, his kids, no regrets.
Any time I don’t remember
Original Lyrics:
Their bullets took his best friends in Saigon,
our lawyers took his wife, his kids, no regrets.
In a time I don’t remember
"Something To Believe In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath the broken old neon sign
It used to be Jesus saves.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath the broken old neon sign
That used to read 'Jesus Saves'.
Christian Rock at its finest. Say what you will about Poison's looks or lyrical silliness, but they remain one of the best rock bands of all time.
"Talk Dirty To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
C.C., pick a bad guitar and talk to me!
Original Lyrics:
C.C., pick up that guitar and talk to me!
"Talk Dirty To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lock the circle.
Original Lyrics:
Lock the cellar door.
"Unskinny Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot Skinny Butt
Original Lyrics:
Unskinny Bop
"Unskinny Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm singing 'pop'.
or
I'm singing 'cop'.
or
I'm singing 'bump'.
Original Lyrics:
Unskinny Bop
"Unskinny Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Catalina wants to pump me.
Original Lyrics:
Like gasoline, you wanna pump me.
"Unskinny Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh just prominate.
Original Lyrics:
She just loves to play.
"Valley Of Lost Souls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hit the highway
A tough life past 16
No angel myself
'Cause the Devil spit his soda on me
Original Lyrics:
I hit the highway
Touch life barely 16
No angel of mercy
Comin' down to save the soul of me
"Want Some, Need Some"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone cut the nipples off me.
Original Lyrics:
Someone custom built for me.

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