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Song Parodies -> "Talk Wordy to Me"

Original Song Title:

"Talk Dirty to Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Poison

Parody Song Title:

"Talk Wordy to Me"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

This is for anyone who knows anyone with a large vocabulary.
You know I never
I never heard one use that word
You converse like a complete nerd
But I like it
I know you admire it too
The way I listen to you
Don't understand you
But I want to

You know I never
I never heard circumstantiate
Don’t know what it means to compensate
I can’t hear you
Could you please reiterate?
I don't know what you mean
Cuz baby I'll be

With my tiny
Dictionary-to-go
Behind that word book
So I can apprehend more
I'm in your basement
So lock the dang door
And baby
Talk Wordy to Me

You know I call you
I call you on my cell phone
I wonder if your at your home
So I can get get it
When you explain your words to me
It's getting real easy
I gotta hear you

With my tiny
Dictionary-to-go
Behind that word book
So I can apprehend more
I'm in your basement
So lock the dang door
And baby
Talk Wordy to Me

Define those complex words and talk to me!

--random words spoken during solo--
Those Jonas brothers songs are horribly trite.
Good god, this blink-182 show is obstreperous!
Woody Allen's character in "Annie Hall" is rather erratic.
Brevity is the soul of wit my dear.
Did you buy that Led Zeppelin shirt extemporaneously?
I succumb to that Cherry Garcia.
Do not feign illness to avoid going on a date with me!
You're trying to trick me. I smell subterfuge!
Really? I thought you had seen through my ruse!
I must rebuke that bully for making fun of my intellect.
Together, we are INVINCIBLE!
(add your own if you want!)

Cause baby we'll be
With my tiny
Dictionary-to-go
Behind that word book
So I can apprehend more
I'm in your basement
So lock the dang door
And baby
Talk Wordy to Me

And baby
Talk Wordy to Me
And baby
Talk Wordy to Me

Uh

Whoa

I understand you now!

Oh Yeah


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