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Song Parodies -> "Porn in the USA"

Original Song Title:

"Born in the USA"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Porn in the USA"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I was surprised to read in theregister.co.uk that Larry Flynt is asking for a $5B bailout for America's pornography industry.

I know I've done this title sub before, but this one is too good to miss..
Porn-ographer Larry Flynt
Reckons that his industry is flippin' skint
Asking from the government five billion bucks
With that much, he could film a million films

Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.

In this time of credit crunch he'll set alight
American sexual appetite
People there ain't feeling good
What they need to cheer 'em up is give 'em wood.. that's right:

Porn in the U.S.A., oh, yes
Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A., oh, YES!
Porn in the U.S.A.

On the web, you'd never have guessed
Men ain't having sex because they're too depressed
And Larry saw the Auto bail-out he got riled
So did Joey Francis of Girls Gone Wild, they make

Porn in the U.S.A., they make
Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A., it's hard
Porn in the U.S.A.

The dough they make, the porno mob
Never thought of them as short a bob
Why'd they need a big hand.. out?

Larry and Joe may be antique, (but you)
Gotta admire their bare-assed cheek, but

Lookin' like that they have killed their own goldmine
Saying that traffic's goin' up online
It's "congress" on film, but
Congress won't vote to subsidise smut

So no...
Porn in the U.S.A., oh god
Porn in the U.S.A., oh GOD
Porn in the U.S.A., OH GAAHD!
No federal woody in the U.S.A.

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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Tim Hall - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
I could see this one coming (no pun intended) after Mr. Flynt's announcement
McKludge - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
I would think that porn is the one industry that is recession proof.
unKnownVotress - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
^ Lord McLewd, your statement only proves that your 'way of thinking' is also Recession proof, Sir !
Phil Alexander - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks all

Tim - yes, once the idea had come, it did stick out rather a lot
McK - when people are having a hard time...
uKV - that's 100ยบ proof
Andria - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, Phil, but I don't think that the porno industry deserves a dime, thanks to their exploitation of young women, encouragement of teenage sexuality and generally unpleasant subject matter. 5s.
Timmy1000 - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Not that you've done this, it does seem an obvious one - great job! 5's. Hey, it's just a line for the bailout - why not. Even the homebuilders asked for money - to build more houses that nobody can buy - that's almost as goofy as Flynt.
Silver Power - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Liked this parody a lot. And, McKludge, the recession has me scared stiff.
Alex Zander - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Havent heard you do a parody in time Good work
Christie Marie M - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
This reminds me of the discussion from the Women's Lib class I used to take in college. This sure tells all about pornography. I also love the movie People vs. Larry Flint. 5's all the way! PS. My bro and I were exposed to the info on porn when we were in high school.
MrMacphisto - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL... excellent...

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