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Song Parodies -> "Nosferatu"

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Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Nosferatu, why'd you submit to your urgin's?
You been out bitin' virgins for so long now
But this is London
And there's so few for bitin'
And simply to frighten them
Ain't worth it somehow

You joined the Vampire Temp'rance League
Sayin' killing is immoral
But it ain't the same, dining out on Quorn
So you're queuing at the blood bank
Want to make one more withdrawal
But they're telling you that you got overdrawn

Nosferatu, oh, you ain't gettin' no youger
It's blood that you hunger for and bitin' those necks
And bedtime - Bedtime - it's the dawn of encryption
And one-twenty-eight bit is way too complex

The police did not believe that crap
The teeth won't grow and the wings won't flap
They locked you in the slammer anyway
Escaped by shifting to a bat
I'd love to see them explain that away...

Nosferatu, why'd you submit to your urgin's?
You strayed from just virgins, took more'n just maids
Now I'm explainin' and I'm trying to teach ya
You know you ain't the only creature
(Ain't the only creature)
Not the only undead creature
Infected with AIDS

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Total Votes: 14

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Royce Miller - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Bloody good one, Phil.
Arwen - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
This whole thing was lots and LOTS of fun...but the blood bank bit just about did me in! Great job, Phil!!
alvin rhodes - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
great concept...and well written...5s
Kristof Robertson - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I LURVE Desperado parodies, and this was top notch! 5555
carol - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll bite that. 555
Michael Pacholek - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I went bats over this. (Royce took my first-choice comment.) The thought just occurred to me that the name "Bela Lugosi" fits the rhythm of "Desperado" very well, but then, "Nosferatu" was played by Max Schreck.
Rex - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I vant to give you fives.
Tim Mayfield - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked the encryption reference. Computer vampires byte. I also liked the ending verse. I kind of wish more time was spent developing these two items... If you can't bleed 'em, join 'em. 5's.
Phil Alexander - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Tim - I know what you mean: I had way too many ideas to fit into this one (there's not that many lines, and the mis-stake and garlic jokes simply couldn't fit); but I couldn't resist "encryption". And for anyone who likes songs about vampires, a quick bsp for - my first somewhat-challenged-vampire number.
stuart mcarthur - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I was kinda hoping "bloody good" would still be available, and then first comment I see, Royce's taken it - d'Oh! - 555
Johnny D - November 04, 2005 - Report this comment
You're so prob'ly think this comment's about you. 555
PMS - November 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Heck! All the clever comments are taken. 555
Peregrin - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved this "Vampire Temp'rance League" - good one!
Chris Bodily TM - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Dang! Just ven I thought I had the most original parody idea (Look for it tomorrow! Plug Plug) I find out that it's already been done. At least the lyrics aren't too identical or anything. And I did mention to incorporate some garlic jokes! I don't care if the pun is already taken -- this vas bloody good! Five fangs for you!
Adagio - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Looks as if I totally missed this one. This is really good. The last line about AIDS caught me way off guard. : D 5's

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