-> "Be Our Guest"
Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Parody Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Mon cher monsier, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure
that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax,
let us pull back the sheet as the best brothel in Paris proudly
presents... your pleasure
Be our guest. Be our guest
Put our service to the test
Drop your trousers round your knees cheri
And we provide the rest
Comme toujours, be a perve
Why we only live to serve
All our girls they are delicious
If a little avaricious
Loose your shirt, drop your pants
After all, this is France
And the service here is never second best
And we all like men who'll
Pay up front and then who'll
Be our guest, oui our guest, Be our guest.
Soixante neuf, pompier
Quel frottage and more foreplay
We'll present an indecent and somewhat graphic live display
From the back, from the front
Either way a cunning stunt
No one's flaccid or complaining
While these girls are entertaining
They perform and do tricks
With "juggling" balls and candlesticks
And it's all in perfect taste as you can bet
Come on this man wants fun, he
Has paid up his money
to be our guest
If you're stressed, it's best bonking we suggest
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Life's no more than cooking
For a hooker, who's not hooking
A disgrace without a face to sit upon
Ah, those good old days when we were legal
Suddenly, those good old days have gone
Ten years you've been lusting
In a manner so disgusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use your skills
Most days you just stood outside the brothel
Getting in a lather
You walked in for hows-your-father
It's a guest! It's a guest!
Sacré bleu I am still dressed
Cheque's been cashed and money flashed
And that's the bit that I like best
With a girl - two or three
And my dear that's fine with me
With spermatozoa streaming
I'll be moaning, I'll be screaming
I'll get warm, piping hot
As you tickle my g-spot
With technique that leaves the company impressed
What do you want to do
Is it one hump or two
For you our guest He's our guest!
He's our guest! Be our guest!
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Quickly, quickly get undressed
It's ten years since you've had anyone down here
And you're obsessed
Take your dope, take your ease
Any other drugs that please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Maybe something down there's growing
Coarse, of course, one by one
Till you shout "Enough, I'm done"
And we'll strike a match to light your cigarette
So come on, won't you spend a day
Getting your end away
Our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Please be our guest!
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