Song Parodies -> Retch
| Original Song Title: | "Reach" |
| Original Performer: | S-Club 7 |
| Parody Song Title: | "Retch" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
The first song parody I wrote many many years ago was to Bucks Fizz's "Making your mind up", entitled "Throwing your guts up". This one is in a very similar vein. Funny how things come up again...
When the world
Leaves you by the loo
Holding on the rim
With your face an odd hue
When it seems
What you had for tea
Is coming back to call
I won't clean up after you
We've got to all puke together
Green vomit over one another
Never ever forget that
What I've eaten
You ate too so
CHORUS
Retch on the ground
Don't look down at what's on it
Retch all around
Cover your friends with vomit
Retch without a sound
And when that rainbow yawn is over you
That's just what happens when you spew
There's a bag
Waiting just for you
It's a special bag
It's waterproo-oof
Nausea (nausea)
Coming back to you (coming back to you)
Feel your stomach turn
Leave your lunch behind you
Don't stop, gotta keep throwing
Your lunch, wherever you're going
Never ever forget that
What I've eaten
You ate too so
CHORUS
Salmonella can have that effect
Keep on throwing till you're feeling wrecked
No one knows just what the cause may be
There ain't nothing you can't see
There's a whole meal at your feet
Retch
Technicolour yawning
Retch
Head down the loo
Retch
Hope and pray that
Diarrhoea don't come too
CHORUS X2
CHORUS to Fade
Leaves you by the loo
Holding on the rim
With your face an odd hue
When it seems
What you had for tea
Is coming back to call
I won't clean up after you
We've got to all puke together
Green vomit over one another
Never ever forget that
What I've eaten
You ate too so
CHORUS
Retch on the ground
Don't look down at what's on it
Retch all around
Cover your friends with vomit
Retch without a sound
And when that rainbow yawn is over you
That's just what happens when you spew
There's a bag
Waiting just for you
It's a special bag
It's waterproo-oof
Nausea (nausea)
Coming back to you (coming back to you)
Feel your stomach turn
Leave your lunch behind you
Don't stop, gotta keep throwing
Your lunch, wherever you're going
Never ever forget that
What I've eaten
You ate too so
CHORUS
Salmonella can have that effect
Keep on throwing till you're feeling wrecked
No one knows just what the cause may be
There ain't nothing you can't see
There's a whole meal at your feet
Retch
Technicolour yawning
Retch
Head down the loo
Retch
Hope and pray that
Diarrhoea don't come too
CHORUS X2
CHORUS to Fade
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