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Song Parodies -> "Hey Boy Racer"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Big Spender"

Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Boy Racer"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

The minute you stepped in your car
I could see you had complete lack of patience
A real bad driver
No signals, unrefined
Say, couldn't you drive no closer
To the car you're behind

I don't give a s**t who you are
I don't want you driving anywhere near me
Hey, boy racer
Spend some time on lessons, please

I'm betting you think that it's fun, fun, fun
Driving excessively fast, Fast!
Just want to set a good time
Is ten seconds a good time?

The minute you totalled the car
I could see you'd had a second's distraction
No room to manoevre
Not looking, life's unkind
You shouldn't have driven so close
To that car you're behind

Is it time for a Darwin award?
Have you left the gene pool clear of your genes?
Hey, boy racer
Do-o-o-on't drive so close to me

Hey boy racer!
Hey boy racer!
Hey boy racer!
Ge-e-e-e-et the flock away from me

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Diva - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Great lines!
Mari D - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you for making fun of this song AND bad drivers!

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