Everytime that I end up infected
All my fault 'cause I went unprotected
The pus is gone
It went when I put some white stuff on
The doctor say
Just a little bit of this, it'll go away...

I know where it all goes
Suppuration on my clothes
I know from copping a feel
You got to hurt to know how to heal

Half my life has been spent with diseases
Live and learn? Maybe youse, but not me-ses
You know it's true
And I'm putting all the blame on you,

'Cause you say:
Bring women, bring all your gear
Bring lots of whiskey, bring all your beer
Bring women who'll go all the way
Maybe a condom - now you know who's gonna pay

Bring women, abracadabra
Bring all your drugs and bring your viagra
Bring women who'll go all the way
Forgot your condoms - now you know who's gonna pay

Cream on, cream on, cream on
Antiseptic cream on you
Cream on, cream on, cream on
Analgesic cream on you
Cream on, cream on, cream on, cream on
Cream on, cream on, cream on, cream on... ahahah

Bring women, bring crates of ale
Bring it all, we'll have a bring and buy sale
Bring women who'll go all the way
Never protection - now you know who's gonna pay

Bring women, bring 'em nice and tarty
Bring your booze, and we'll have a party
Bring women who'll go all the way
Another infection - now you need the doctor today