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Song Parodies -> "Cream On"

Original Song Title:

"Dream On"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Cream On"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Everytime that I end up infected
All my fault 'cause I went unprotected
The pus is gone
It went when I put some white stuff on
The doctor say
Just a little bit of this, it'll go away...

I know where it all goes
Suppuration on my clothes
I know from copping a feel
You got to hurt to know how to heal

Half my life has been spent with diseases
Live and learn? Maybe youse, but not me-ses
You know it's true
And I'm putting all the blame on you,

'Cause you say:
Bring women, bring all your gear
Bring lots of whiskey, bring all your beer
Bring women who'll go all the way
Maybe a condom - now you know who's gonna pay

Bring women, abracadabra
Bring all your drugs and bring your viagra
Bring women who'll go all the way
Forgot your condoms - now you know who's gonna pay

Cream on, cream on, cream on
Antiseptic cream on you
Cream on, cream on, cream on
Analgesic cream on you
Cream on, cream on, cream on, cream on
Cream on, cream on, cream on, cream on... ahahah

Bring women, bring crates of ale
Bring it all, we'll have a bring and buy sale
Bring women who'll go all the way
Never protection - now you know who's gonna pay

Bring women, bring 'em nice and tarty
Bring your booze, and we'll have a party
Bring women who'll go all the way
Another infection - now you need the doctor today

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Johnny D - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Reminds me of an old tune, "Always Something There To Remind Me", aka, "The Herpes Song".
Rick D - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Very infectious
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You make her scream, she make you cream... :-)
Claude Prez - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
"The pus is gone"; that was great
Spaff.com - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
And here I thought it was gonna be dirty. Heh heh. Nice job. Fave rhymes: "diseases" and "abracadabra."
Phil Alexander - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
No, Spaff - the dirty one's here: http://www.whatfreaks.com/80s/aerosmith1.shtml ;-)
Charlie Decker - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn. I was hoping for an ode to Let It Bleed. You know, "We all need someone we can cream on..." Nice job anyway, as always, Phil.

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