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Song Parodies -> "Thank God It Isn't Christmas Every Day"

Original Song Title:

"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day"

Original Performer:

Wizzard

Parody Song Title:

"Thank God It Isn't Christmas Every Day"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Oh when the postman brings the bills
It's a very bitter pill
Like a great big custard pie into your face

If you jump into your bed
And you cover up your head
Hide from the tax inspector
But the debt collector's on his way

(Chorus)
So thank God it isn't Christmas everyday
When the kids start screaming and the credit cards to pay
So thank God it isn't Christmas everyday
Watch the bills roll in at Christmas

When we're skating at the rink
It costs more than you would think
But you say "what the heck" and put it all on plastic

When the statement has appeared
Much bigger than you feared
So you dream of tanks
And of robbing banks it's rather drastic

(Chorus)
So thank God it isn't Christmas everyday
When the kids start screaming and the credit cards to pay
So thank God it isn't Christmas everyday
Watch the bills roll in at Christmas

(One more time everybody!)

(Chorus)
So thank God it isn't Christmas everyday
When the kids start screaming and the credit cards to pay
So thank God it isn't Christmas everyday
Watch the bills roll in at Christmas

Why don't you all go home*, it's Christmas
* (expurgated version)

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Maria - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
You suck man! Don't hate
Mari D - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil, I enjoyed your parody! And it IS Christmas every day now--and will be for the next friggin' month! Just turn on the TV or radio, walk into any store. And Maria, chill!

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