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Song Parodies -> "Bowdlerized"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Bowdlerized"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Inspired by this thread. Thanks, Doug.

The mixture of -ized and -ised words looked weird. So I changed all the -ised ones. **** knows why.
Bowdlerized
All the naughty bits have been excized
Now it's OK for our kiddies' eyes
For Shakespeare has been Bowdlerized

Expurgate
All those rude and crude bits that you hate
Cut out Seaman Staines or Master Bates
It's bits like that we'll expurgate

"Limey" had to go, so did "blow"
That got revized
Had to cut "ding dong"
Also "thong" got bowdlerized

Bowdlerized
Quite the converse to "sensation'lized"
And an outcome that should be despized
I hate things being bowdlerized

"Pikey" had to go, so did "Ho"
(Santa's surprized)
I said something wrong
Now this song's been bowdlerized

Bowdlerized
Didn't end up quite as advertized
From the cut-out bits, I feel chastized
I can't believe I'm bowdlerized
Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep-bleeeeeee

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John Barry - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Bowdler, Will Hayes, Tipper Gore, etc., ya gotta love those f**cking people.
Jack Wilson - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome! 5s
alvin - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
cleverly done
Michael Pacholek - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Darn, this was a great freaking parody, you son of a gun!
Phil Alexander - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
:-)
John - it's lucky in a way that Bowdler did it first: otherwise we might have been saying "Hayezed" or "Gored" ;-)
Peter Andersson - September 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Due to political demand for internet gerrymandering only perverts will one day be allowed to access and vote for this parody, not that it will make any difference in my case... ;-)
stuart mcarthur - September 08, 2007 - Report this comment
clever, and bullseye again, Phil - the use of "z" for "s" acually made it funnier - interesting reading on that other website of yours too - 555
TJC - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Just saw this one... excellent, funny and X%$#@! clever.... here's some Bowlderfives!
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - March 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Definitely among the handful of top songs on this .......

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