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Song Parodies -> "Ovens In Me Lair"
Original Song Title:
"Love Is In The Air"
Original Performer:
John Paul Young
Parody Song Title:
"Ovens In Me Lair"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
It's a bitch being a wicked witch, ain't it?
Ovens in me lair, baking smells and making noise
Ovens in me lair, cooking girls and little boys
And I don't know if I’m being ghoulish, maybe I'm just a bitch
But I'm typecast as somebody evil
And it's all 'cause I'm a wicked witch
Ovens in me lair, and they're where I bake the roof
Ovens in me lair, gingerbread ain't waterproof
But with windows made out of thin sugar, and a candy-cane drain
There is always a draught in bad weather
And it's always damp here when it rains
Ovens in me lair, Ovens in me lair, oh no
Ovens in me lair, good for cooking, hot and slow
Ovens in me lair, Set for Gretel and her bro'
And I'm waiting for Hansel to fatten, but still he hasn't grown
Does he think I'm so dumb to believe him
That his finger is that chicken bone
Ovens in me lair, Damn! That Gretel pushed me in
Ovens in me lair, Damn! In here, it's hot as sin
And I know that they're finding my treasure, and now they know that they're rich
But unless very soon I am leaving
Then they'll also be eating roast witch
Ovens in me lair, Ovens in me lair, ooh ow
(Repeat 'till done: at 40mins per kilo, approx 20hrs, gas mark 6)
Ovens in me lair, cooking girls and little boys
And I don't know if I’m being ghoulish, maybe I'm just a bitch
But I'm typecast as somebody evil
And it's all 'cause I'm a wicked witch
Ovens in me lair, and they're where I bake the roof
Ovens in me lair, gingerbread ain't waterproof
But with windows made out of thin sugar, and a candy-cane drain
There is always a draught in bad weather
And it's always damp here when it rains
Ovens in me lair, Ovens in me lair, oh no
Ovens in me lair, good for cooking, hot and slow
Ovens in me lair, Set for Gretel and her bro'
And I'm waiting for Hansel to fatten, but still he hasn't grown
Does he think I'm so dumb to believe him
That his finger is that chicken bone
Ovens in me lair, Damn! That Gretel pushed me in
Ovens in me lair, Damn! In here, it's hot as sin
And I know that they're finding my treasure, and now they know that they're rich
But unless very soon I am leaving
Then they'll also be eating roast witch
Ovens in me lair, Ovens in me lair, ooh ow
(Repeat 'till done: at 40mins per kilo, approx 20hrs, gas mark 6)
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i liked what ya cooked up here
Did you know that if you look at the flames the witch made, you can see the image of.... oh, n/m. Great s-witch. 555
Well done for a half-baked idea =)
Blimey! haven't heard this tune since....Strictly Ballroom. Great tune from Oz, and a great parody to match. 555
beautifully written to the OS, Phil - and without a mention of the breadcrumbs - this is the second Hansel and Gretel parody ina week if I recall - 555
Thanks, guys :-)
This was a grim parody - 555.
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