-> "The 555 Medley"
Original Song Title:
"Various"
Parody Song Title:
"The 555 Medley"
The Lyrics
My dear readers, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure
that I welcome you tonight. And now, I invite you to relax,
pour yourself a beer, as I proudly present... my five-hundred
and fifty-fifth parody
Five five five!
Five five five!
Holy cow and saints alive!
I've been shirking and not working,
Parodies are such a skive
Some of that, some of this
Some that really take the piss
Scripting songs with biting humour
'Bout as welcome as a tumour
Make you laugh at the wit
Some are good and some are ...not
Though perfection is for what I always strive
And because I wrote 'em
Why not join in, vote 'em
Five five five!
Five five five!
Five five five!
*** 5 *** 5 *** 5 ***
This parody I'm writing's for the one after 554
I said: hey, everybody! This parody has gotta score.
I said vote on it once, vote on it twice
So what it's cheating, but ain't I worth it, guys?
I said I'm writing this: the one after 554
*** V *** V *** V ***
I was workin' when I wrote this
I'll be fired if it goes astray
But when the boss comes over
I just move the window out the way
One seven zero zero work is over
Will it ever arrive?
But for now pretend I'm working, writin' number five fifty-five
*** F *** I *** V *** E ****
22B
Is the number hexidecimally
And in octal, it's ten-fifty-three
But it don't scan in binary*
DLV
Roman numerals are strange to me
They make counting go illogic'ly
And it's not simply VVV
Why I had to write all this shite.. Hell, I can't say
Well, it seemed a great idea, late yesterday
*** D *** L *** V ***
I tried to write
My mind was blank
I needed time to think
To get a subject in my mind
What can I write?
Not done before
I've covered every top-
Ic in the last five-forty-four
'Cause what I write
In parody
Are the reflections of my warped mind
Rhymed maniac'ly
And in my songs
The seeds are sown
Degrading puns that twist the mind
And force another groan
Ooooh!
The song begun and soon was almost done
I think you get the gist - who'd bother reading this?
Such a sight of poorly-worded shite
'Cause rhyming is a skell (so's knowing how to spell)
555 The number of this piece
Well, I guess it's time you voted... please.
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Voting Results
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Pacing: | 5.0 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
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Total Votes: | 9 |
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Voting Breakdown
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| 5 | | 9 | |
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