-> "The Bad Habits Of Yours Truly"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Parody Song Title:
"The Bad Habits Of Yours Truly"
Standing in the dock at Southampton,
Picking bits of snot from my nose
If they're gooey and thick,
Then I give 'em a flick
Your honour - look there's some on your clothes
Christ! I know it's not PC
Spitting on all that I see
My habits are growing
I do them subconsciously
Put my wimple into a hot wash
When the cycle fin'ly had spun
Black and white were OK
But now since it's gone grey
I'm very poorly dressed as a nun
Christ! You know that was cheesy
You know I'm far from "tee hee"
If I keep on jokin'
They're gonna crucify me.
Watchin' Paris "Thank you ma'am" Hilton
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The barrister said,
"What were you doing in bed?"
I said, "It's habit-forming beating your meat".
Christ! You know that she's sleazy
You know how hard it can be.
Got me comin' and goin'
T'was all done habitually
Biting all my fingernails till they're gone
Sucking all the other peoples' thumbs
I hope you don't mind
Because my teeth grind
I'm always checking boogers
From my no-ose... ick!
Colouring my toenails with henna
Chomping chocolate cake from the bag
Eating navel fluff
And earwax and stuff
And making everybody else gag
Christ you know it ain't tasty,
Ingesting li'l bits of me-hee
But all these bits I'm chewing
At least this habit is free
Caught me on the plane back to London.
Trying hard to cover my cock
They said "Ain't you heard?
Can't come with your bird"
I guess that's why I'm here in the dock
Christ! You know it ain't easy,
Trying to smuggle poultry
The way it was crowing
I ain't surprised they caught me
Said my habits are growing
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