Always thought it was a rodent
Swimming round and making a dam
Then I found out another meaning
Now I know how lucky I am

Look, it's a beaver - in the water
Beaver holding onto a stick
Beaver! When you're shouting
Beaver heads away pretty quick

Ev'rybody's wants a beaver
That is something we all know
Beaver - and if you ain't got one
You want a beaver for yourself even mo'

Damming up the river
Damming up-a the stream
I say damn! when I see that beaver
And I know tonight I'm going to dream...

Look, there's a beaver - in my email
Beaver looking hairy and tight
Beaver! Click the link, there's
Beaver all through the site

Watching Basic Instinct
Seeing Sharon Stone in that chair
Just like Michael Douglas
I couldn't tear my eyes from down there
I saw her beaver - on the freeze-frame
Beaver shown to all o' the cops
Beaver! Once it's started
Publicity like that never stops

I saw Loaded Weapon
Unlucky for you if you've not
They made fun of Sharon Stone
With a gratuitous "beaver" shot
It was a beaver - a man-sized beaver
Beaver sitting down in the chair
Beaver! Veryhairy
With teeth sticking down right to there

Now you've listened to my story
Now you see how lucky I am
Chicks will hide away their beaver
But this beaver doesn't build a dam

They give you beaver when you kiss them
Beaver, taken out for a meal
Beaver! Just elliptical
What a lovely beaver to feel
What a lovely beaver to feel
What a lovely beaver to feel