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Song Parodies -> "Your Mother's Unsightly Bust"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites The Dust"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Your Mother's Unsightly Bust"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Steve walks cockily down the street,
Heading for the topless bar
Ain't no sound 'cause he's being discrete
[That's] Why he didn't take the car
Wasn't ready, no, not ready for this
Flabbergasted by what he saw
Yo mama.. with her boobies out
Hangin' down to the floor

Your mother's unsightly bust
Your mother's unsightly bust
Watch your mother hang down
And the other hang down
Your ma's got a mighty bust
Ain't that super droop?
Your mother's unsightly bust

How do you think she's going to get along?
She's going down a storm
She's showing off tits that are really good
At keeping her knees warm
Are they droopy, are they floppified?
Would they stay up better tied in a knot?
Spotlights are on, what, is she the stripper?
Oh ****! Tell me she's not

Your mother's unsightly bust
Your mother's gone slightly bust
And it's dangling down, and it's sagging on down
Your mother's unsightly bust
Sway.. like a pendulum
Your mother's unsightly bust

Watch it
Quite a bust
Quite robust, hey

Your mother's unsightly bust
Your mother's unsightly bust (ew..)
Your mother's unsightly bust (what? what??!)
Your mother's unsightly bust

There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can knee him in the bollocks
You can knock him out
With boobies as you turn around
I ain't looking - not looking at you
I'm heading on right out the door
Lookin' like yo' mama is gonna strip
I do not want to see any more

Your mother's unsightly bust
Your mother's just might combust
Watch your mother hang out, well I'd rather get out
Your mother's unsightly bust
Ain't that pooper-scoop?
Your mother's unsightly bust

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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Old Man Ribber - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
My how the mighty have fallen! Thanks for this tit-alating write! ;D
McKludge - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
As Ron White says, "Once you've seen one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."

Who likes boobies? My security code says, "MEE"
Andy Primus - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious - especially liked floppified
Fiddlegirl - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I think "floppified" was my fave, too!
etaphorsbwithu - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, my! Very funny and the words and images flow really well I think. 555
alvin - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
the pacing NEVER sags....great title switch too
Phil Alexander - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks guys

OMR - should have got that into the lyrics..d'oh.

McK - Ron White's one right. Or something like that.

FG/AP - you mean you've not come across "floppified" before? What a sheltered life you lead ;-)

etaphorsbwithu - I can see you lost your head over it

alvin - I'd hate to write a parody with saggy pacing.

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