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Song Parodies -> "McDonalds Waiter"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"McDonalds Waiter"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Inspired by wdh's recent "Mcdonalds Waiter" parody to "The Entertainer", but once I'd got it into my head, I had to write it to this tune.
Oh, Sir and Madam, thinking I'm a punk
But the jokes on you
Because you eat this junk
You think I'm stupid, 'cause I'm working here
It's a crappy job, paying peanuts I'm a McDonalds Waiter
McDonalds Waiter

I look rather dopey in a stupid hat
Asking smilingly:
"Would you like fries with that"
And your screaming kids, they want a happy meal
I'd like to throw them out, but I can't 'cause I'm a McDonalds Waiter
McDonalds Waiter

McDonalds Waiter (McDonalds Waiter)

It's a thousand cal'ries, give or take a few
You can scarf it down
Or you can stop to chew
I can supersize it if you're overweight
So goodbye, and have a nice day... I'm a McDonalds Waiter
McDonalds Waiter

If I really wanted, I could quit tonight
Finish off my PhD
In rocket flight
A professorship at Harvard or at Yale
Tomorrow, maybe... but for now I am a McDonalds Waiter
McDonalds Waiter

McDonalds Waiter (McDonalds Waiter)

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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John Barry - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
555 calories.
Paul Robinson - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil - very clever and quite fattening. The very first verse nearly had me blow out the cheese sandwich I was munching on when I started to laugh. I'm super-sizing this side order of "5's" for you.
Arwen - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Great work, Phil...funny stuff! 5s...
alvin rhodes - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
funny one.....5s...my first job was at mc donald's....but i never got to wait on customers...guess they thought i was too scary lookin'
Dee Range - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny. all 5's
Agrimorfee - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
didja hear that McDonald's and Burger King are merging? ;) http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/thepolyphonicspree0.shtml
Claude Prez - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
On vacation recently we actually went to a "Gourmet" McDonald's (no joke) in Orlando. It was really very good, all things considered. Anyway, very well done.
Rod Worden - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Not side-splitting like some of yours, but most worthy of these 3 fries.
Meriadoc - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job Phil!
Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Can I have fries with that? Mmm-mmm good! ;-)
Phil Alexander - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
A "Gourmet McDonalds"... sounds like oxymoron to me :-) Thanks everyone.
Guy - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
"I'm lovin' it". Fine job Phil. That will be $5.55, pick up your order at the next window.

Customer - Give me a McRibb sandwich.
McDonald's Waiter - Sorry McRibb's are on the special menu and won't be available until November, would you like to wait?
Ashkicksass - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I love Chicken McNuggets. I really do. And I'm not ashamed to admit it. Great job, Phil!
Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
The sad thing is I never heard this song before. That way I can't really appreciate it. But the lyrics themselves are great with or without a tune.

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