A long, long time ago...
It's written in the Bible
That the world was covered by a flood
And there are folks who live today
Believe it all occurred that way
And goddidit.. so therefore it was good

But thinking like that is gobsmacking:
Evidence is rather lacking
That humans and rhinos
Shared the world with dinos

What is there to make one decide
That dinsosaurs so quickly died?
And speedily got fossilized
Or else the Bible lied

So when, why did the dinosaurs die?
Were they drownded all arounded
As the water rose high
Even ones who could swim and could fly
Sayin', "it's all true", that must be a lie
If it ain't true - it must be a lie


Do you believe it's history
And do you ignore geology
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe that rock and coal
Were laid down burying dinos whole?
And so you tell me that's the way they go

Well, I know that argument is thin
'cause I've seen that pleiosaurs can swim
You better had explain
How they died off, just the same

(But if I may briefly digress
There might be one left in Loch Ness
That isn't there in Geneses)
I say: the Bible lied

I started thinkin',
When, why did the dinosaurs die
Could it be an-other aeon?
No, that's pie in the sky
And I ain't that kind of gullible guy
I'm thinkin' it's more likely pigs gonna fly
Far more likely pigs gonna fly


Now, for years Noah built his boat
In dry dock, hoping it would float
But that's not how it could have been
'Cause he couldn't make it big enough
For all those animals and stuff
And a mountain of food for them to eat

Oh, and while the rain was coming down,
All other men sat round to drown?
The ark was unmolested
And sailed off uncontested
And with lemmings, llamas, locusts, larks
The smell must have been rather stark
With all the shit that filled the ark
The day the dinos died.

I was thinkin'
When, why did the dinosaurs die
What errata in the strata
As they got fossili-zed
Did they just die 'cause they couldn't get high
I'm thinkin' saying that's the truth is a lie
Isn't that the truth, it's a lie


Flower power in a shocking shower
The water rising by the hour
Eight miles deep, rain falling fast.
The quantity must have been huge
The water in that one deluge
But hey, so what... at least it didn't last

But the water took up quite some room:
A staggeringly large volume
Not being too specific -
Many times the Pacific
There's two more things I'd like to know:
Where'd it come from? Where'd it go?
There sure as hell ain't room below...
I guess the bible lied.

That's what I'm thinkin'
I cry: it's a biblical lie
Here's the nub, it's wholly rubbish
And I'm wondering why
Them good old boys follow their guy in the sky
Yes, even though he said they're all gonna die
This'll be the way that they die


Oh, this "loving" god made mankind pay:
A generation washed away
He washed 'em all away to Hell
And if so: God's a bastard, God's a prat
God is a murderin' maniac
'Cause flooding kills the innocent as well

Oh, but who could really be so dense
Believing with no evidence
But that is not all of it:
There's proof, but it's the opp'site
So argue with me, and there might
Be [a] chance that I'll get impolite:
This global flood is utter shite
Oy vey.. the bible lied

Who's still thinkin'
When, why did the dinosaurs die
I'm telling ya [a] few millennia's
Just the blink of an eye
To prove it false, it does not take genii
I'm sayin' that is something you can't deny
Something nobody can deny


I argued with a Christian who
Seemed positive it was all true
No evidence could he explain
A scary mixture, seems to me:
Ignorance and stupidity
And a sheer unwillingness to use his brain

In Genesis is writ God's word
Although it's wrong.. what's more, absurd
Terminally gory
This genocidal story
To state the deluge was the cause
Extinction of the dinosaurs?
How can he not have seen the flaws?
I say: the bible lied.

He's still not thinkin'
When, why did the dinosaurs die
He should know a man called Noah
Wasn't there at the time
The Ark's a myth (and that is close to a lie)
Not a rainbow, it's just pie in the sky
So say I, it's pie in the sky

I'm still asking:
When, why did the dinosaurs die?
There's no data to say later
Than that meteorite
Bible lit'ralists have got no reply
I say: what the Bible says, it's a lie