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Song Parodies -> "The Final Chowdown (Onslaught's Version)"

Original Song Title:

"The Final Countdown"

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Parody Song Title:

"The Final Chowdown (Onslaught's Version)"

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The Lyrics

okay Onslaught, now it's your turn. here's YOUR requested version of "The Final Chowdown" concerning a wannabe competitive eater in training and the stomach pain that goes along with it! I too, would like to enter an eating competition. but with my more restricted calorie intake at the moment, I don't believe that will be happening anytime soon... anyway, everybody, please enjoy!
I’m eating spaghetti
some pizza as well
a dozen chalupas
straight from taco bell
I’m seeking out some local fame
for chowing down (chowing down)
tomorrow, I’m doing it all again

For The Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown


Wienerschnitzel wieners (wieners)
some Sonic footlongs
8 helpings on deeners (dinners)
a box of Ding-Dongs, yeah
with just over 5 days to go
I must keep all down (keep food down)
so massive chunks, I will not blow…

At The Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown (Final Chowdown)
Oh, Oh-Ooohhhh!

(the fateful day has arrived, the eating contest! the competitive eaters all chow down rapidly, to the tune the greatest guitar solo of all time!)

The Final Chowdown, (moans)
‘Twas My Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown (Final Chowdown)
‘Twas My Final Chowdown
I’m Puking Spaghetti
I Won The Chowdown
But Now Need Dry Toast
After Final Chowdown (Final Chowdown)
Way Too Much Food To Down! (the big winner darts off to the bathroom.)
thanks for reading!

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codey gallas - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
how do play this on trumpet
how do i play this in the guitar - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
this sing rocks !!! i want to learn how to play it
abdul123 - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
its gret
espaola - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
europe is the best group of the world
motzyPH - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
great and funny!

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