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Song Parodies -> "Bad Constipation"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Reputation"
Original Performer:
Joan Jett
Parody Song Title:
"Bad Constipation"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Maybe this will start a new movement...
I don't give a shit I got constipation
I'm sitting on the pot, there's no pooh generation
Anyone can do what they want to do
But that's what I cannot do
And I don't give a shit 'bout my bad constipation
Oh no, no shit
I don't give a shit I got constipation
Never said I wanted to take medication
But I'm only doin' pooh
When I'm takin' some
If it don't give me the runs
And I don't give a shit 'bout my bad constipation
Oh no, no shit
Oh no, no shit
I don't give a shit I got constipation
I've never been afraid of any complication
So maybe I care
If I strain
Piles give me a pain
But I'll never give a shit 'bout my bad constipation
Oh no, no shit
Oh no, no shit
I don't give a shit I got constipation
You say I'm uptight, well here's the explanation
An' everyone can say
What they want to say
It never gets better anyway
So why give a shit 'bout bad contipation anyway?
Oh no, no shit
Oh no, no shit
I don't give a shit I got constipation
I'm sitting on the pot, there's no pooh generation
An' I feel faint
From this faecal farce
It's a real pain in the NECK
I don't give a shit I got constipation
I'm sitting on the pot, there's no pooh generation
Anyone can do what they want to do
But that's what I cannot do
And I don't give a shit 'bout my bad constipation
Oh no, no shit
I don't give a shit I got constipation
Never said I wanted to take medication
But I'm only doin' pooh
When I'm takin' some
If it don't give me the runs
And I don't give a shit 'bout my bad constipation
Oh no, no shit
Oh no, no shit
I don't give a shit I got constipation
I've never been afraid of any complication
So maybe I care
If I strain
Piles give me a pain
But I'll never give a shit 'bout my bad constipation
Oh no, no shit
Oh no, no shit
I don't give a shit I got constipation
You say I'm uptight, well here's the explanation
An' everyone can say
What they want to say
It never gets better anyway
So why give a shit 'bout bad contipation anyway?
Oh no, no shit
Oh no, no shit
I don't give a shit I got constipation
I'm sitting on the pot, there's no pooh generation
An' I feel faint
From this faecal farce
It's a real pain in the NECK
I don't give a shit I got constipation
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Wow, this is another one that I dont remember...this is great...one of your underrated songs.....I never knew there were so many rhymes for constipation
The pacing was slightly off, but the lyrics made me laugh my ass off... "I don't give a shit I got constipation" = LOL
Love it!!! Love the OS too, theme to Freaks and Geeks!!!!!!
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