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Song Parodies -> "Bad Constipation"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Reputation"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Constipation"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Maybe this will start a new movement...
I don't give a shit I got constipation
I'm sitting on the pot, there's no pooh generation
Anyone can do what they want to do
But that's what I cannot do
And I don't give a shit 'bout my bad constipation

Oh no, no shit

I don't give a shit I got constipation
Never said I wanted to take medication
But I'm only doin' pooh
When I'm takin' some
If it don't give me the runs
And I don't give a shit 'bout my bad constipation

Oh no, no shit
Oh no, no shit

I don't give a shit I got constipation
I've never been afraid of any complication
So maybe I care
If I strain
Piles give me a pain
But I'll never give a shit 'bout my bad constipation

Oh no, no shit
Oh no, no shit

I don't give a shit I got constipation
You say I'm uptight, well here's the explanation
An' everyone can say
What they want to say
It never gets better anyway
So why give a shit 'bout bad contipation anyway?

Oh no, no shit
Oh no, no shit

I don't give a shit I got constipation
I'm sitting on the pot, there's no pooh generation
An' I feel faint
From this faecal farce
It's a real pain in the NECK
I don't give a shit I got constipation

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Billy Florio - January 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow, this is another one that I dont remember...this is great...one of your underrated songs.....I never knew there were so many rhymes for constipation
Becca - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
The pacing was slightly off, but the lyrics made me laugh my ass off... "I don't give a shit I got constipation" = LOL
Jack Wilson - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Love it!!! Love the OS too, theme to Freaks and Geeks!!!!!!

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