-> "Packin' a Double-D Bra"
Original Song Title:
"Back in the USSR"
Parody Song Title:
"Packin' a Double-D Bra"
The Lyrics
Flew in to Miami Beach for surgery
I ain't goin' home un-cut
Know that I'm a little more than just "skinny"
I've been called a bean-pole, but
I'm packin' a double-D bra
You won't know how lucky you are, boys
I'm packin' a double-D bra
Been this shape so long I want a bigger brace
Gee, I need two major-domes
Leave it till tomorrow to botox my face
Now inject that silicone
I'm packin' a double-D bra
You won't know how lucky you are, boys
I'm packin' a DD
I'm packin' a DD
I'm packin' a double-D bra
(Bra, bra, bra, bra)
Well my new jane twirl'll really knock you out
They leave the rest behind
And the tabloid world'll make me sing and shout
That Jordan's always on my my my my my my my my my mind
I'm packin' a double-D bra
You won't know how lucky you are, boys
I'm packin' a double-D bra
(Bra, bra, bra, bra)
Well my new jane twirl'll really knock you out
They leave the rest behind
And the tabloid world'll make me sing and shout
That Jordan's always on my my my my my my my my my mind
Oh, got me two new twin-peaked mountains out in front
Onto the front page I'm thrust
In the news tomorrow for my cunning stunt
Now it's Hollywood or bust!
I'm packin' a double-D bra
You won't know how lucky you are, boys
I'm packin' a double-D bra
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