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Song Parodies -> "Four-way: Three Women, and Me"

Original Song Title:

"Always A Woman To Me"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Four-way: Three Women, and Me"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I would just like to point out the the following tale is wholly fictitious, and in no way based on any known living people (especially any who might have friendly lawyers)... I would also like to point out Claude's marvellous "Three Way", which I was worried I'd plagiarised when I wrote this... but on checking, even our twist-in-the-tail is different, so that's OK :-)
Well, I start with a smile
Say I've got an idea
I'll explain what I mean when she's finished her beer
And I play an example, it's on the PC
I ask, would she like
It - a four-way: three women, and me?

Well, I tell you my love
Didn't say that it's hideous
All the things that she saw
On those downloaded videous
And when I ask what she's thinking, she just says "We'll see..."
Ooh, I'm getting excite-
-Ed - a four-way: three women, and me

Oh! one takes care of herself
She can watch if she wants
One gives head all the time
Oh! One forever "puts out"
And indulges in sin
But that isn't a crime

Then she promised me one
Of her friends is a dancer
So I asked does that mean
It's a positive answer?
And she tells me it's yes
But she'll choose who they'll be
Game is on, now, woo hoo!
For a four-way, three women and me

Oh! One might look like an Elf
Like Liv Tyler, oh, yes
But man what a surprise
D'Oh! When the door-knocker goes
And guess who comes in:
Three, like, "Chippendale" guys

Then she asks if I mind
She's unspeakably cruel
They all do as she pleases
All I feel is a fool
Now it can be downloaded:
The video's not free
'Cause the most I can do
Is make money from you
It's a four-way: my woman, plus three

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Total Votes: 18

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McKludge - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
First Be Jay, then Free Tits, now this? Welcome to the gutter, my good man. There's beer in the fridge! 555
Below Average Dave - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
"Three, like, "Chippendale" guys" talk about a twist at the end. . .You know, after Be-Jay I knew you weren't PC, and I'm glad you aren't, because you wouldn't be nearly as funny if you were. "It's a four-way: my woman, plus three". . .be careful man, that's a tricky tricky girl
Kristof Robertson - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Simply wonderful, Phil! This is on par with Claude's parody, which is one of my all-time faves. Great twist at the end, and brilliant title sub. Bravo. 555+
Syncronos - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Um...which website can I see the footage?
Jack Wilson - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
That was AWESOME, 5s
Michael McVey - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
OK, now let's face reality. If you have two or more women and one man, the women spend all their time making out with each other and ignoring the man. They probably won't even bother to kiss him goodnight.
alvin - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
fives for four
John Barry - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
A four-way involving Billy Joel, if you totaled the weight of the participants, would average to about a six-way.
Phil Alexander - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks, everyone.
McK - not so much "first" Be Jay, more like twenty-somethingth - I've done lots of somewhat risqué parodies over the years
Dave - Political correctness is an abomination :-)
Kristof - I was a bit worried that I might be subconsciously using Claude's parody, so I didn't check it out till after I'd finished this.. but having come up with the title sub, it wrote itself so quickly, I couldn't not finish it
Syncronos - it's at
Michael - But would he care? Probably not...
JB - thanks very much for a mental image I'd far rather be without
Dee Range - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Dang, for a minute I said.Chippendale guys? The horses?. Then I remembered the Clydesdales, the Budweiser horse's hell gettin' old, I tell ya. I'm with Kristof...just great. And I was gonna view the video, until the end...bummer.555+
Agrimorfee - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
A funny little "daisy chain" of a parody! ;)
Matthias - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Great twist at the end there Phil
Peter Andersson - July 23, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - You know what they say, be careful what you wish for...
bobpiecheese - July 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) And again, Phil does a rude parody. And also again, I shall vote it highly. Also also again, more than likely, it'll get on the podium. Brilliant job!
Max Power - July 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Jason - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Quite thought provoking this one...... 555
McKludge - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Sounds like she has her hands full.
It's always tough to handle such subject matter without getting too crude, and you've done it well again.
Cat - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I love it when someone raunches up an unbearably sappy OS! Although I think I can do without the Chippendale guys, ergh. Excellent.
Jeff Reuben - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Brilliant twist at the end. Loved it!
The Charnstar - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
stuart mcarthur - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) LOL! hilarious Phil - and your droll style makes it more so - "Three, like, "Chippendale" guys" was brilliant, and I LOL'd at "videous" - masterful work - 555
wannabemustangjockey - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Excellent ending, great bits all the way through. You sordid a good job on this one :P
Kristof Robertson - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Still making me laugh heartily. Cat made a great point...smut is always tastier when mixed with saccharine. Wunderbah.
Below Average Dave - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Already Commented--FRANKLY AMAZING!
Jack Wilson - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
See above ( or should I say she above?) 5s

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