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Song Parodies -> "Three-way"

Original Song Title:

"My Way"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Three-way"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

And now
The quest begins
To nab the Ho-
ly Grail of manhood

I'd love
To score hot twins
Like any ho-
key porno fan would

Although
That would be swell
They just don't sell
That stuff on e-bay

And yet
Still hope I'll get
To have a three-way

One wife
Plus one makes two
And three is me
A kid in toyland

And all
I have to do
Is get her drunk
As a Detroit fan

Then call
Her friend Arlene
Who's cheap and loose
As a TV tray

Yes that's
My fiendish scheme
To have a three-way

For what's a menage
Without a trois?
What is an ooh
With just one la?

You know a cone
Should have two dips
Like every Knight
Needs both her Pips

I need a spare
I'll take a pair
I'll have a three-way

Alas
She's not that drunk
She's not that dumb
She's not that trusting

She says
I truly suck
Blah blah blah blah
And I'm disgusting

Blah blah
She changed the locks
Blah blah blah blah
This is Enrique

Hey that's
Not what I meant
By have a three-way

It's over now
She took it hard
Threw all my crap
Out in the yard

Now she is gone
But I won't cry
She found Mr. Right
But so did I

And Mr. Left
Just call me Hef
I got my threeeeeee-waaaaaaaay!!!!!

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Royce Miller - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Claude, I know I'll be one in a long string of people who tell you this is so funny, truly a Claude parody.
Stuart McArthur - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
TV-tray/three-way was just one of a million great wordplays, Claude - loved it - 555
AFW - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job!
Robert J. Pagliaro - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious.
Agrimorfee - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ IN MONTHS!! A NEW CLASSIC.555
Johnny D - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought I was
The sex-in-lyrics "god"
But I've just handed my skin/balls crown to Claude!
Bob Gomez, understanding it one way but getting it another - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Fantastic parody with a dramatic twist (ouch!). Claude is riding on the three-way of love! d;:^)
Johnny D - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
.......in his "Pink Cadillac" !
alvin rhodes - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
ho-larious...great wordplay...5s PLUS
John Jenkins - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good parody with clever similes - Detroit fans and TV tray.
Phil Alexander - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
This is truly brilliant, Claude :-D
This song, it makes me smile
I'll sing it loud, out on the freeway
And make the people stare
When I sing "threeeeeee way"
John Barry - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Ménage à cinqs!
Spaff.com - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I had "I Did You Sideways" on my to-do list ("And now / Your end is near...") but I'm only too happy to cross it off. Great plot, great rhymes, great blah blah blahs. This is perfect.
Melhi - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Hee hee!
Ash - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
.:*SOTM*:. Loverly.
Guy - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great humor and a twist. Well done as usual Claud.
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
The medical dep where I work have just recruited a couple of twins from a medical transcriptionist education in another part of the country to work as summer holiday substitutes, I have no idea how they look but maybe I should postpron my own vaccation a month or so... :-)
Tim Hall - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody made me want to have a three-way (Cincinnati chili with spaghetti and cheese) in the worst way!
Scathe - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well written, but I'm not really big on sex humor, implied or otherwise.
Loosekanen (the armstrong) - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
"Drunk as a detroit fan" was the funniest line in a parod i've read in several months. I'm in a lab and had to put my hand over my mouth to keep from attracting too much attention. SUPERB claude. Simply superb.
Agrimorfee - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I can only repeat my comments above...FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ IN MONTHS. A NEW CLASSIC.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Flawlessly crafted, Claude. Too much brilliance to comment on.
Adagio - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Funny!!!!!!!!! I'm not making any headway in choosing a favorite song...get unfunny, people! :D
Claude Prez - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, thanks for all the comments everybody; I'd reply to each one but I'm WAY too lazy.
Rick D - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't believe I didn't comment. I was telling everybody that stuff like this is one of the reasons to bookmark Amiright. (And because they know me, of course)
Kristof Robertson - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
You don't need me to tell you how goddamn good this is, Claude.....555 (of course) and my eternal envy :-)
Adam Eccleshall - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Excellent :-)
Spaff.com - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
What Spaff said. And what Aggro said. Twice.
Johnny D - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above.
Ethan Mawyer - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - i don't usually like the borderline whatfreaks one much but this one still gets 555
Michael Pacholek - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Had to give this fives, of Coors. Get it? Coors? And twins?
Jeff Reuben - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--Once...twice...three way a lady!
Stuart McArthur - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - already commented - new favourite line tho - "What is an ooh With just one la?" - LOL
Tim Mayfield - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) here's a threeway of 5's
MysteryGoat - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS
Arwen - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--Excellent, Claude!
2nz - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Very, very funny. Very much a 'Claude' parody, as others have noted. Lotsa great lines, but the 'TV Tray' stanza was high on my list.
JANUARY 2005 SONG OF THE MONTH GOLD MEDAL - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3009.0;id=3854;image
Steven Cavanagh - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
The flow from "blah blah blah" to "hey, that's not what I meant" was genius.
Elizabeth Block - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry, but not a patch on Bob Blue's "Their Way."
Waxwing - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
one trick pony
Agrimorfee - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTY 05) Was it really a year ago and one month that I first read this and shouted in ALLCAPS about my love for this tune?
Red Ant - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTY 2005) The ending caught me so off guard when I hummed along I bust out laughing, waking the wife up in the process. I should have known better than to read this at 6 in the morning. The "Who's cheap and loose/As a TV tray" was awesome too.
Spaff.com - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Clearly waxwing can't count past one. This is a thoroughbred. Songs with short lines are reeeally tough to assemble, and this one, Mr. 4 Prez, is masterful all the way through. Great rhymes, punch lines, plot twists, etc., etc. And I've stolen "blah blah blah" from you a couple of times, so thanks for that too.
Jack Wilson - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL this is awesome!
Spaff,you sure "andn ow the end is rear" didnt work for your parody? LOL

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