Went to the bar
I had a drink with you
We had a drink or two
And we both got blotto

And driving home
Stopped by the boys in blue
And we convinced them you
Were not at all blotto

My round: I took my turn
And yet another one
Out of our heads, blotto

Outside
You fought and lost a tooth
Thought you
Were really bulletproof
You said Djafinkya Rardenuff
...Djafinkya Rardenuff?

I helped you cross
I crossed the road with you
But then you stopped to spew
'Cause you were all blotto

There was a guy
He got annoyed with you
It was his car you threw
Up in, 'cause you're blotto

You're drunk
Oh yeah you're as the newt
Can't ar-
-Gue, there ain't no dispute
D'you know we've drunk the whole bar dry
We've drunk the whole bar dry

Me 'n you, let's have a drink or two
Let's have a drink or two
Let'sh have a drink or two
Let'sh have a zrink or two
Let'sh harra zrink or two
Let'sh harra zzrink
Werrazzabar, letsharrazzrinkortooo.. hic!