One, two, three - that's all?
Tell me has there been a Rambo number 4?
C'mon let's write it - before we begin it
Have to work out what we're gonna put in it
First thing to do: let's pick the cast, a
Good choice here will prevent a disaster
I want Sylvester Stallone or one of his clones
Say, can we get Catherine Zeta Jones?
So what can I do to make a blockbuster?
Film them writhing around in custard
Doesn't really matter what we put in the plot
We can make it up on the spot:

A little bit of fighting at the start
A little bit of smooching shows some heart
A little bit of gunsmoke in the air
A little bitty firefight everywhere
A little bit of Sandra Bullock's bum
A little bit of titillating fun
A little bitty car-chase through LA
A little bit of blowin' bad guys away

Rambo Number Four

Cut up and down and edit it around
Get a backing sound and film it underground
Take one big gun and one grenade
One big drink (I ain't talking lemonade)
He's got a gun, we'll get one that's bigger
And drown out the sound of him pullin' that trigger

A little bit of dynamite, that's nice
A little bitty nuclear device
A little bitty clip from Rambo One
A little bit of firing heavy guns
A little bit of sex - Sly wanted more
A little bit of alien predator
A little bit of wisecracking while they
Do a little more blowin' bad guys away

Rambo Number Four

A little bit of driving down some steps
A little bit of Sly Stallone's biceps
A little bit of Starsky, maybe Hutch
A little bit of talking - but not much
A little more of Sandra Bullock's bum
A little bit of martial art-y fun
An even bigger car-chase through LA
And finish with blowin' bad guys away

Me, you,
Sly, too
Make a better film than Rambo II
It'll have gunfights, it'll have style
You and me gonna make a pile

Rambo Number Four