-> "It's Reigning Men"
Original Song Title:
"It's Raining Men"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"It's Reigning Men"
The Lyrics
The queen is aging
Can't have long to go
According to all sources
The Queen is *very* old
Then the line of succession
Not so much "if" as "when"
For the first time this century
We're gonna have reigning men
It's reigning men, R.E.I.G.N,
Reigning men, again
And the National Anthem we will sing
God Save the goddamn *King*
It's reigning men, in succession
It's reigning men, every specimen
Charles, Wills, George will come
The next three genera-shee-yuns
Agnatic primogeniture
Is how it used to be done
That's when the next ruler
Is the monarch's first-born son
Though now we're gender-equal,
There's just one small detail:
The next three generations
You've guessed it, they're all male
Oh, it's reigning men, soon
The queen is aging
Really getting old
According to our royal correspondent, Nicholas Witchell
She ain't got long to go
And then for the first time
Since anyone can remem (-ber)
For the next bloody century
It's gonna be reigning man (start reigning men)
It's reigning men, in the future
It's reigning men, again
It's reigning men
Harry, Meghan - not your time
I guess you know you're out of line
For the future - it's reigning men
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