De people dey always plugging
Dey always got shit to sell
And now it's me standing up here
Yes, I got someting as well
I got a brand new recording
Dat I want to flog to you
So wonderful and rewarding
Here is what you got to do:Buy my CD!, Buy my CD!
Darling, it funny
It worth de money
Take it from me
I sing de very well-known song
Although I get de words all wrong
Dis piece of plastic
Effing fantasticBuy my CD!
"Philfy Phil's Seedy CD"
Now ain't dat de catchy name?
I sell a few, I not greedy
Ain't looking for wealt' and fame
But who knows, I might get lucky
Stardom for Philfy Phil
I make de mega-buck-ee
When all of de people willBuy my CD!Buy my CD!
So [dey] don't go mental,
Got a parental
AdvisoryIf you tink MPs not so hot
Buy my CD and find out what
Dey have been doing,
'n' who Snow White's screwingBuy my CD!
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)Buy my CD!
(Buy my CD!
)Song of de leader of Al Qaeda
And if dat song blow you away
You'll love de one 'bout Michael J
Songs about tokin - I is not jokinBuy my CD!
De song not too long
De uke, it is cuteDe Stairway is dere
And so's de kazoo
Dere's fun wid de pun
De bloke make a jokeI said not a dead Dido
(yeah)De hair, it is dere
De Christmas song diss
De Christmassy fare
Simple to say dat
Oasis laughed at
And oh, dat Snow White blow
!.Buy my CD!Buy my CD!
When I am seein' de cash rollin' ee-in
It's music to me (music is to me)
Just seven pounds and fifty p
Dat damn good value, you ask me
But if you want plenty - I'll do tree for twentyBuy my CD!
Do your researches, I know you will purchaseBuy my CD!
If it de fashion, gettin' de cash in
Happy ever after, selling de laughter
Give me de riches, you sons of bitchesBuy my CD!