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Song Parodies -> "Buy My CD"

Original Song Title:

"Under the Sea"

Original Performer:

Disney - The Little Mermaid

Parody Song Title:

"Buy My CD"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I know Josh has already done a parody with this name to this OS, but mine is different in one major respect: I actually *do* have a CD to sell. All but two of the songs on it are here on Amiright, so I've linked to them where I can, just so that you know what you're getting...
De people dey always plugging
Dey always got shit to sell
And now it's me standing up here
Yes, I got someting as well
I got a brand new recording
Dat I want to flog to you
So wonderful and rewarding
Here is what you got to do:

Buy my CD!, Buy my CD!
Darling, it funny
It worth de money
Take it from me
I sing de very well-known song
Although I get de words all wrong
Dis piece of plastic
Effing fantastic
Buy my CD!

"Philfy Phil's Seedy CD"
Now ain't dat de catchy name?
I sell a few, I not greedy
Ain't looking for wealt' and fame
But who knows, I might get lucky
Stardom for Philfy Phil
I make de mega-buck-ee
When all of de people will

Buy my CD!
Buy my CD!
So [dey] don't go mental,
Got a parental
If you tink MPs not so hot
Buy my CD and find out what

Dey have been doing,
'n' who Snow White's screwing
Buy my CD! (Buy my CD!)
Buy my CD! (Buy my CD!)
Song of de leader of Al Qaeda
And if dat song blow you away
You'll love de one 'bout Michael J
Songs about tokin - I is not jokin
Buy my CD!

De song not too long
De uke, it is cute
De Stairway is dere
And so's de kazoo
Dere's fun wid de pun
De bloke make a joke
I said not a dead Dido (yeah)
De hair, it is dere
And everywhere

De Christmas song diss
De Christmassy fare
Simple to say dat
Oasis laughed at
And oh, dat Snow White blow!.

Buy my CD!
Buy my CD!
When I am seein' de cash rollin' ee-in
It's music to me (music is to me)
Just seven pounds and fifty p
Dat damn good value, you ask me
But if you want plenty - I'll do tree for twenty
Buy my CD!
Do your researches, I know you will purchase
Buy my CD!
If it de fashion, gettin' de cash in
Happy ever after, selling de laughter
Give me de riches, you sons of bitches
Buy my CD!

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Total Votes: 4

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McKludge - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice. "Give me de riches you sons of b****es" OK, here's a virtual $555.

Ya know, it's funny that you can "curse" in the parody but not in the comments.
Adderall'd Up & No Place To Go! - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Loved it... a better ad than the O.M. Weiner song!
John Jenkins - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment
A bit self-serving, but very clever. I hope you get your mega-buck-ees, and I'm looking forward to hearing the CD I ordered.
LPG-Unit - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment
lol, spamming. Nah, I'll give you 555 bucks if I ever had money to buy your CD.
Jonathan S. - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice work!
"Researches/purchase": a rhyme for the ages. 555
Kristof Robertson - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
£7.50?? Dontcha know there's a recession going on? ;-) Excellent (albeit shameless) parody Phil...and now I've got all birthdays this year PLUS Christmas sorted (I'll buy one CD and when it's inevitably sent back to me by the recipient, I'll just pass it on)...555
Phil Alexander - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks all.. What you lovely people might not have realized is that while this seems like shameless self-promotion on the page, when performed it'll be a hundred times worse. And it's going to be, oh, yes.

JJ - Of course it's self-serving... isn't that the idea of advertising? Many thanks for being my first overseas buyer.. CD will be posted tomorrow. Do pop back and add a review :-)

Kristof - Yes, I know: I've got to make the money back somehow (I spent twice as much as I was planning on)... btw.. have you checked your PMs on the messageboard recently?

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