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Song Parodies -> "Bad Grammar"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Peter Gabriel

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Grammar"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

You could use apostrophes
If youd put them where you shoul'd
Then you write infinitives - splitting
To often do that ain't no good
All you do is call me
I am ready to proof-read
You could use a preposition
That you shouldn't end a sentence with.
Maybe make less mistakes (Fewer!)
But some things I can't forgive
I hate to see bad grammar
Perfection is the aim
Don't let me see bad grammar
Won't you get it right, now sonny...
You think I'm a fruitcake, flipping
When you say "the data is"
Can't you see the mistake?
It ain't that hard an English quiz
I hate to see bad grammar
Capitalize my name
No, none at all - bad grammar
Put your mind to work
There's gonna be no bad grammar
So don't stand on ceremony
Fix your bad grammar
Let there be no doubt about it
Bad!  Bad!  Bad grammar
I hate the habit of texting
b4 i go u r gonna pack it in - gonna pack it in
So if you write for me
I'll make it right for you
Write for me, make it right for you
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I do mean you
Now could you
Learn what to do?
Going to learn that grammar
Learn, learn all that grammar
You've been needing tuition
You've been needing tuition
Going to learn that grammar, teaching you
come on, come on, learn it, do
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you
I've been giving tuition
I've been giving tuition
Check what you're doing, doing
Just get it right

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 18

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John Barry - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Just cus you write gooder than me.
Johnny D - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
To boldly go where ho gams emerge from whores. Now THAT's a spliff intinitive.
Phil Alexander - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - what *ARE* you on?
Rick - don't you mean "Just cus you right gooder than me"?
Arwen - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Aw, Phil...that's the most beautiful thing this grammar freak has ever 5s...
alvin rhodes - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
i ain't got no problems with it....5s..very clever
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Stoop pikking onn Mi! :-)
Serafina - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I hates it when I see bad grammar too; you gets 5-5-5 on this parody.
watt daddy - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Amen, brother!
Iggy Napster - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody! Finally, someone appreciates good grammar like I do! Kudos to you!
Phil Alexander - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Iggy - I'm sure there's a load more grammatical pedants like us out there... at least, I hope so :-)
nally - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
You done did a good job on this! excellent! I's gonna give you a 5-5-5.
wendellz - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
i hate this song grammar nazi uthin u can do about bad grammar lol im right i text lol omg grammar nazi

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