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Song Parodies -> "Flush 1"

Original Song Title:

"Hush"

Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Flush 1"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Two ideas, just one song... somehow, I couldn't work out how to mix the two.
I hear a noise that comes from the loo
No doubt about it, what you will do
Then catch a whiff, near knock me out
Please don't say that you've left without, going

Flush! Flush!
Haven't heard you pulling that chain now
Flush! Flush!
That smell come out get into my brain now
Flush! Flush!
Haven't heard you pulling that chain now
Flush! Flush!
Send excreta right down the drain now

(sniff, sniff)
Hear you straining in the morning
(whiff, whiff)
Moaning and a-heaving
(ugh! ugh!)
Know that you need it
(Aaaaahhhhh)
No, you didn't gotta leave it

Just one flush, effluvia goes
Doesn't keep assaulting my nose
Leave it and it starts to repeat
So I can't sleep and I can't eat

Flush! Flush!
Haven't heard you pulling that chain now
Flush! Flush!
That smell come out get into my brain now
Flush! Flush!
Haven't heard you pulling that chain now
Oh, Flush!
Send excreta right down the drain now

(sniff, sniff)
Hear you straining in the morning
(whiff, whiff)
Moaning and a-heaving
(ugh! ugh!)
Know that you need it
(Aaaaahhhhh)
No, you didn't gotta leave it

Flush

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

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 6
 
 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   17
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Johnny D - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Hush, hush,
I hear aoid a-pullin' out her hair now!
Hush! Hush!
Kristof Robertson - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
exc(reta)ellent!! 555
Paul Robinson - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, flushing you some 5's in between laughs...
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Toilet training days are over, huh? :-)
Phil Alexander - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, Peter, they were driving me potty ;-)
Poopie Longstocking - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Bravo, Mr. Alexander, bravo! Bravo!! This is a colourful and aromatic parody! I can practically smell the odour of fresh healthy feces when I read it, so I award this parody the Perfect Poopie Longstocking Vote of 5, 5, and 5 !
Icky Ticky Tavi - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
PP Longsticking, you are sick. You need to have your head examined.
Btw..I'm sure Mr. Aoid will later criticize this like he usually does.
C. Menskwerter - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
PP Long-whatever-you-are, don't listen to ITT, they are being rude to you. And, also, they are insulting Aoid by referring to her as "Mr." when in fact she is a very intelligent and thoughtful woman who offers many parody writers helpful and constructive criticism.
FYI - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
AOid is MALE, you ignorant piece of rancid codfish. Don't make us go through this song and dance number again. Stop this whole shibang with Aoid's gender and just shut the hell up about it.
An Ignorant Piece of Rancid Codfish - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, I resemble that remark, FYI. You seem to get very upset when people make simple mistakes about an alleged penis you seem to love very, very much.
FYI - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
You mean the dip Van **** Show?
oof - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
FYI, FYI was referring to the "D!ck Van Dyke" show. Every time someone mentions it on the messageboard, it gets censored. "Dick" is always replaced by "dip", so the vice president is "Dip Cheney", and "DYke" is always replaced by four astericks, so "Dick Van Dyke" always comes out as "dip Van ****".
Vice President Dip Cheney - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
For crying out loud, Aoid is MALE. So is Noid, the advertising mascot from Domino's Pizza. As FYI said, shut the hell up about it, or your comments will be reported as inappropriate and Chucky Gee will ban your I.P's for eternity.
Homer Sexual - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU KNOW WHAT GENDER _OID IS? Do you have PROOF/EVIDENCE?! How Dare You make an assumption
Bea O'Problem - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Do you have proof or evidence of what the entity's gender is? Until you do, you have no authority to make that statement!

Perhaps I should have quoted that last phrase ("you have no authority to make that statement"), since it was uttered by Tommie Lasorda on the radio in an interview with Doug Krekorian on Sept. 21, 1993.
Ivana Tinkl - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
ENOUGH obsessing about this whole gender thing already. Any such comment will be reported as inappropriate.
Dip Van **** - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Shut up already.
Caesiz Rox - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey "Caesar Box", whoever you are, if you read this, don't take Dip Shit's crap laying down...unless you like that kind of thing.
In Case You Didn't Know - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
"Dip Van" followed by four astericks is the name "Dick Van Dyke" after it's been censored on the messageboard. For some reason, it seems to think that his first name and the second word of his last name are naughty words.
Penis Van Lesbian - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Gee, doesn't seem to have affected me.
I Like Euphemisms - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Maybe that's because you didn't type it on the messageboard.
Anonymous Bob - May 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I...........I...........I dunno wut2 say. It was ...................."HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
who cares - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I disagree.

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