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Song Parodies -> "Porn in the USA"

Original Song Title:

"Born in the USA"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Porn in the USA"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

A song about the Children's Internet Protection Act, an attempt to force all state-funded libraries to install browser filters to ban pornographic internet sites, or they won't get any money from the Government.
Logged on to a PC at the library
Looked at all the IE browser history, there was
Some normal pages, some research, but
Ninety-nine percent of it was hardcore smut

CHORUS
Porn in the U.S.A.
It was porn in the U.S.A.
It was porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.

Some worried parents got real in a stew
Our little kiddies can see all this too
With a maximimum of pressure the senate cracked
Brought in the Children's Internet Protection Act

CHORUS

Forcing use of filters has been shot down before
Free speech is well protected by law
So they came up with a ruse for another bash
If you don't cut it out, we'll cut off your cash

The civil rights crew said they were appalled
Forcing libraries to have filters installed
But the bandwagon had kinda snowballed

The librarians said it doesn't happen much
A pornophile who needs that human touch

The ALA joined forces with ACLU
Filter our web content we ain't gonna do
On the First Amendment this one will be fought
We'll take it all the way up to the Supreme Court

CHORUS

If ACLU get their way
Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.
I'm going to the library in the U.S.A.

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I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil, by any chance do you look up porno? I have no time for porno, but I would like some hot f^#%ing poontang right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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