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Song Parodies -> "All I Want For Christmas Is Hugh"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want For Christmas Is You"

Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"All I Want For Christmas Is Hugh"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I got the idea for this song when, just after FWAF finished, they advertised their forthcoming showing of Love Actually, described as "The ultimate Christmas movie", with this song from that film playing in the background...

I would just like to point out that the views expressed in this song are in no way the views of the author
I don't watch that much at Christmas
Guess I'm a quite choosy beggar
I don't watch those "action" films with
Arnie Schwarzeneggenegger
I just want my one bizarre
Self-deprecating British star
Actually, it's true
All I want for Christmas
Is Hugh...

I don't wanna watch the sit-coms
I don't wanna see the news
I don't care 'bout what's happenin'
To Iraqis, Kurds or Jews
I threw out my Jackie Chan films
All my Bruce Lee had to go
I don't want no martial artists
Kicking on my video
I'm just wanting Bridget Jones
More than you could ever know
Four Weddings and a Fu... neral
All I want for Christmas
Is Hugh...

I won't ask for much this Christmas
Sense and Sensibility
I know that I've got the vid, but
I still want the DVD
I don't want to watch the Queen's speech
Will you ever realize
I know you won't stay awake to
Watch him in Mickey Blue Eyes
I just want him on the box
'Cause I think that Hugh Grant rocks!
When I've had a few
All I want for Christmas is Hugh

With him on the telly
I can hear you mutter
And I know you hate his
Irritating stutter
But I just love the laughter
And happ'ly ever after
Oh, I hope they play me, the one Love Actually
Won't you please play that for me

Oh, I won't watch a lot this Christmas
And I know you ain't enchanted
By that whimsical actor, but
Tell me my wish will be Granted
So please don't say that I can't
Spend all Christmas with Hugh Grant
It makes you want to spew, but
All I want for Christmas is

All I want for Christmas is Hugh... (repeat ad nauseam)

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 13

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Arwen - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll admit it...I love him...nice work, Mr. Alexander.
Kristof Robertson - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
"When I've had a few" would take more than a few to make me sit thru 4W&AF again!! :-) 555
Vixen - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I love Hugh! great work.
Steven Cavanagh - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
That's Mr Jass to you. Great stuff.
Stuart McArthur - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, Steve

Phil, you included most of his films, but you missed Sirens, more notable for having Elle MacPherson and Portia del Rossi cavorting naked throughout - that's the only Hugh movie I can stand - oh, loved the parody btw - 555
Michael Pacholek - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You want Grant? You ain't getting jack, man.
Phil Alexander - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Steven - you mean this Mr Jass: ?
Stuart - "cavorting naken throughout"... maybe that is a HG film worth getting - would it make a suitable Christmas present for the wife, do you think? ;-)
But Kristof - surely FWAF should be awarded the prestigious "Rory" (if you remember your HHGTTG, that is)?
Arwen, Vixen & Michael - :-)
Stuart McArthur - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
t'would make an excellent one, my dear man, in the same way Homer gave Marge a bowling ball for her birthday....
Ravyn Rant - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
But...this is adorable! And my favorite part of Bridget Jones (the first one) was when Colin Firth beat the snot out of Hugh Grant. I don't want Hugh for Xmas, but my gift to you is a trio of 5s!
mireille - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
ik weet niet wat ik hier moet zeggen maar ik woon in holland en dit is een engelse site kunnen jullie mij misschien dit liedje sturen al i want for ristmas is hugh tanx
Phil Alexander - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Mireille - if you're asking what I think you're asking: there isn't a recording of this to send, I'm afraid.
Stu and Ravyn: a very belated thanks ;-)
cassie - January 28, 2007 - Report this comment
i want hugh he's mine lol

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