Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "I'm Getting Legless"

Original Song Title:

"I am the Walrus"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Getting Legless"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

It's after a night like this you end up at the Taj Mahal Tundoori... but that's another song
I have beer and you have beer so we have beer let's drink it all together
See how we spew like pigs down the loo, in our own sty.
I'm dying.

Sitting on a bar stool, waiting for the round to come.
Half a pint of lager, vodka double brandy
Seven pints of ESB, all going down in one
I am a he-man! I need a pee, man!
I'm getting legless... foo cue an dew

Sitting drinking, standing drinking
Little-thinking drinks all in a row
See how they spin like vomit in the bin, my zip is undone
I'm flying, I'm flying.
I'm flying, I'm flying.

Youranutter bastard, gonna pop you in the eye
Pair o' knockout knockers, pornographic pictures,
Would you be a naughty girl and let your knickers down?
I am a he-man! Please don' hit me, man!
I'm getting legless... foo cue an dew

Sitting in the beer garden looking for a fight
If no-one will fight, then I'll incite,
Ignite, be impolite... insane
I am a he-man! Don' look at me, man!
I'm getting legless... foo cue an dew

Tripping, slipping, blinkered drinkers
Oh, you're such a stinker - laugh at you
See how I laugh at someone looking daft
I'm so pie-eyed
I'm crying.

Yerranuver pishhead frowing up over the bar
Couldn' gerra taxshi, mush too incoherent
Man, you should have heard ush shinging "Football scum ingome"
I am a he-man! I need a pee, man!
I'm getting legless... foo cue an dew, foo cue an dew
Foo cue an dew, foo cue an dew

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Ashkicksass - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Almost makes you wonder why we still drink. Almost. Another great one Phil!
Kristof Robertson - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Please don't tell me you drink ESB...I had you down as an IPA man!! :-)..."foo cue an dew": classic! 555
Johnny D - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant job, Philbo. Right. Now. Why DO they call them "Public Houses" ?
John Barry - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant concept, brilliantly executed!
Rod Worden - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This was absolutely crap-your-pants-HILARIOUS!!! It truly did make me laugh out loud, and more than once, Phil! A gem!!
Phil Alexander - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
"I am the Walrus" always reminded me of a sort of drunken flow of consciousness, and I've thought of doing this for quite a long time; but it was coming up with the "I'm getting legless" which caused it finally to be written... I'm glad it came out as well as it did. Thank you all for saying so :-) You know, I'd quite fancy doing this as a karaoke - it'd be fun, don't you think?

Kristof - I am partial to Greene King's IPA, but prefer Abbot's; but Fuller's ESB is one of the tastiest things on draught (I don't think I've ever tried Fuller's IPA - you see, whenever a pub has that on draught, they always have ESB)

JD - well better that than leaving out the 'l' ;-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
There can never be too much brew at the 5-votes Inn...
Agrimorfee - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
You forgot the fadeout chorus from the Mike Sammes Singers: "Oh, gah, oh, gah I gotta hangovah!"...followed by a recording of Foster Brooks mumbling incoherently to substitute for the reading of Hamlet...555
Ethan - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
So this is how you found my version... this makes more sense than the original too it would be nearly impossible not to. I just got "foo coo and dew" that's some good censor evading surprised no one commented on that yet
Phil Alexander - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
That's right Ethan - I usually check to see I'm not duplicating what someone else has done already...

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1389