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Song Parodies -> "I Will Be President (The Michelle Bachmann Campaign Song)"

Original Song Title:

"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"

Original Performer:

Bachmann Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Be President (The Michelle Bachmann Campaign Song)"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I saw Amer'can woman, I saw her on TV
She said that she was running to be the Repub nominee
She thinks that no wage is a good wage
And that sinners should repent
And then she stood up there on that Iowa stage
And said

I will be President
T-T-Tea Party, yes, I will be President
I'll cut I'll cut income tax down to ten percent
G-G-GOP, yes I will be President

She says that global warming is a hoax and it's untrue
Says it's completely harmless is good ol' CO2
She says that evolution is a theory
That ain't been proven yet - no it ain't been proven yet
And though she may be ****ing stupid, and lies
She said

I will be President
T-T-Tea Party, yes, I will be President
Climate treaties I'll find ways to circumvent
G-G-GOP, yes I will be President
...Who needs educated?

[break]

Says man-love is bad love
Same-sex marriage she'll resent, yes, she gave that up for Lent
And then, and then, and then started preaching on that Iowa stage
And said

I will be President
T-T-Tea Party, yes, I will be President
'Cause Obama, Obama, Obama he is causing discontent
G-G-GOP, yes I will be President
'Bama goin' down

I will be President
Though my support's only five percent
I know I will be President
Party, Party, PARTY!
I will be President
OK.. so she hasn't said she'll cut income tax to 10%. But apart from that...

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Patrick - June 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I didn't know much about her, but your campaign song has me convinced to vote for her. Cutting the maximum tax rate to 10% would go a long way toward restoring the economy. Cutting it to 0% would help even more.
John Barry - June 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Indeed. I'm just finishing up a tune on this certifiable ' toon.
Andria - June 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I have to say that Bachmann is an improvement over Sarah Palin and Donald Trump, but is far from good. I would like to see Ron Paul or Mitt Romney myself as far as a GOP nomination, but probably won't vote GOP... anyhow, back to the parody, excellent work and 5s.
Hu's on First - June 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Cutting the tax rate to 0% would mean the government wouldn't function at all; wouldn't that lead to anarchism?
Old Man Ribber - June 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Phil...I guess you are English, sooo at least she ain't Enoch Powell! ;D
Phil Alexander - June 29, 2011 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks, all

Patrick.. that was a joke,wasn't it? It can be so hard to tell sometimes

JB - I'd expect nothing else.. something like "I vote Michelle.. boo hoo!" to "I put a spell on you"?

Andria - if being an improvement over Palin or Trump is the best thing Bachmann has going for her...

OMR - IMHO, Enoch Powell has been possibly the most misrepresented politician, well, ever (or at least that I can think of). Nine times out of ten, when someone tells you what he is supposed to have said, read his original words and it will have been far more reasoned than ever got reported. He must have been really pissed off by the time he died..
Patrick - June 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Do the Democrats really want Obama in charge when the whole economy collapses? A new Republican won't be able to change things quickly enough to matter, but when everything goes to heck, they will be able to blame it on her. Hu, if the government ceased to function, the people in this country who actually know how to do things will step up and start doing them. Contrary to what we've always been taught, it is possible to have tyranny and anarchy at the same time. Anarchy is a lot safer.
Phil Alexander - June 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Patrick, how short a memory do you have?
GWB Is the Worst Prez EVAH! - June 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Good parody. I have absolutely nothing against having a female president but a woman Dumdya is the last thing we need. If she had a brain and a heart I'd root for her. That means that Alex P. Keaton's blow-up doll (Sarah Palin) is also out of the question. Keep kool.

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